1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:49,348 Sorry. It's a new place. 2 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,849 Sorry. It's a new place. 3 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:51,884 Sorry. It's a new place. Oh, wow. 4 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,719 Oh, wow. This is... this is nice. 5 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,654 Oh, wow. This is... this is nice. The rent's stabilized. 6 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,423 This is... this is nice. The rent's stabilized. This is very nice. 7 00:00:57,425 --> 00:01:01,393 The rent's stabilized. This is very nice. 8 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,562 This is very nice. Mmm. 9 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:06,899 Mmm. What do you want to drink? 10 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:07,699 Mmm. What do you want to drink? Oh. 11 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,967 What do you want to drink? Oh. 12 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:10,803 Oh. Um... 13 00:01:10,805 --> 00:01:12,438 um... you know, i-i think i should 14 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,272 um... you know, i-i think i should probably go. 15 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,640 You know, i-i think i should probably go. Where are you going? 16 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,307 Probably go. Where are you going? Home. 17 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,575 Where are you going? Home. You just got here. 18 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:17,743 Home. You just got here. Yeah. 19 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,244 You just got here. Yeah. But... 20 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,146 yeah. But... i got to wake up early tomorrow 21 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:22,614 but... i got to wake up early tomorrow morning, do some stuff. 22 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:23,982 I got to wake up early tomorrow morning, do some stuff. Some -- some laundry. 23 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,217 Morning, do some stuff. Some -- some laundry. You have a wife. 24 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:25,918 Some -- some laundry. You have a wife. What? 25 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,486 You have a wife. What? You have a girlfriend. 26 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:28,487 What? You have a girlfriend. No. No. 27 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,556 You have a girlfriend. No. No. Are you kidding me? 28 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:32,825 No. No. Are you kidding me? You th-- you think... 29 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:33,425 are you kidding me? You th-- you think... do you... 30 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,226 you th-- you think... do you... 31 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,694 do you... you actually think that i 32 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:36,995 you actually think that i would be here if i had a 33 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:37,529 you actually think that i would be here if i had a girlfriend? 34 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,630 Would be here if i had a girlfriend? Do you think i would get this 35 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:38,931 girlfriend? Do you think i would get this far? 36 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:39,598 Do you think i would get this far? 37 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,766 Far? Oh, i would hope not. 38 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,367 Oh, i would hope not. Yeah. 39 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,870 Oh, i would hope not. Yeah. 40 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,705 Yeah. Well, let's have another drink. 41 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:50,542 Well, let's have another drink. Um... 42 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:51,276 well, let's have another drink. Um... i don't know. 43 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,344 Um... i don't know. How do you play this? 44 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,512 I don't know. How do you play this? I don't know this game. 45 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,047 How do you play this? I don't know this game. I don't know any drinking games. 46 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,115 I don't know this game. I don't know any drinking games. All right. 47 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,117 I don't know any drinking games. All right. So, i say, like, "i've never 48 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,285 all right. So, i say, like, "i've never been to china," and if either of 49 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,287 so, i say, like, "i've never been to china," and if either of us habeen to china, then we 50 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:02,654 been to china," and if either of us habeen to china, then we drink. 51 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,555 Us habeen to china, then we drink. Have you been to china? 52 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,323 Drink. Have you been to china? This doesn't count. 53 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,557 Have you been to china? This doesn't count. I haven't been to china, so i 54 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,191 this doesn't count. I haven't been to china, so i wouldn't drink. 55 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,827 I haven't been to china, so i wouldn't drink. I've never been to prison. 56 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:09,995 Wouldn't drink. I've never been to prison. I let you off the hook. 57 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,363 I've never been to prison. I let you off the hook. You've never been to prison. 58 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:12,831 I let you off the hook. You've never been to prison. Couple parking tickets here 59 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,233 you've never been to prison. Couple parking tickets here and there, but never ended up 60 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:14,633 couple parking tickets here and there, but never ended up in... 61 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,567 and there, but never ended up in... you paid them. 62 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:16,101 In... you paid them. Um... 63 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:16,902 you paid them. Um... no boot. 64 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:17,636 Um... no boot. Always. 65 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,338 No boot. Always. I've never had a brother or a 66 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,506 always. I've never had a brother or a sister. 67 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:27,312 Two. I thought so. Brother and a sister. 68 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,180 I thought so. Brother and a sister. You got me. 69 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:31,350 Brother and a sister. You got me. Mm-hmm. 70 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,851 You got me. Mm-hmm. I've never been to grad 71 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,019 mm-hmm. I've never been to grad school. 72 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:41,560 You and your little button-up shirt there? No? 73 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,897 Shirt there? No? Um, i've never... 74 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:46,565 no? Um, i've never... i'm gonna get you. 75 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,901 Um, i've never... i'm gonna get you. I've never, uh... 76 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:50,736 i'm gonna get you. I've never, uh... i've never crashed a car. 77 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:51,737 I've never, uh... i've never crashed a car. 78 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:52,905 I've never crashed a car. 79 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:53,472 Really? 80 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:54,039 Really? Mm-hmm. 81 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:55,007 Really? Mm-hmm. Everyone was okay? 82 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:55,774 Mm-hmm. Everyone was okay? There was no... 83 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:56,375 everyone was okay? There was no... mm-hmm. 84 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,476 There was no... mm-hmm. Yeah. I broke my finger. 85 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:58,076 Mm-hmm. Yeah. I broke my finger. Oh, god. 86 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:58,677 Yeah. I broke my finger. Oh, god. Oh, my god! 87 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,845 Oh, god. Oh, my god! That's disgusting. 88 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:00,879 Oh, my god! That's disgusting. I know. 89 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:01,980 That's disgusting. I know. That's all that happened. 90 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,215 I know. That's all that happened. That's an unnatural angle. 91 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:04,883 That's all that happened. That's an unnatural angle. Okay. Um... 92 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,618 that's an unnatural angle. Okay. Um... this one had better get you 93 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,352 okay. Um... this one had better get you drinking. 94 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,987 This one had better get you drinking. I've never made out in my 95 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:12,491 drinking. I've never made out in my parents' bedroom. 96 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,960 I've never made out in my parents' bedroom. Yes! I got one! 97 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:18,630 Parents' bedroom. Yes! I got one! You got me. 98 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,332 Yes! I got one! You got me. 99 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,366 You got me. Ah. 100 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,901 Ah. Oh, my god. 101 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,369 Ah. Oh, my god. 102 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,737 Oh, my god. Okay. I got it. 103 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:29,074 Okay. I got it. Um, i've never... 104 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:45,490 ...sucked a dick. I think you better drink. 105 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,626 I think you better drink. That was a good one. 106 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:53,632 I think you better drink. That was a good one. Oh, god. 107 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,968 That was a good one. Oh, god. 108 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:56,735 Oh, god. I got... 109 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,637 i got... i got to go to the bathroom so 110 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,137 i got... i got to go to the bathroom so bad. 111 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,073 I got to go to the bathroom so bad. I have to go to the bathroom so 112 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:01,907 bad. I have to go to the bathroom so bad, okay? 113 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,708 I have to go to the bathroom so bad, okay? Stay here. 114 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:03,408 Bad, okay? Stay here. Okay. 115 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,610 Stay here. Okay. I'll be in the bathroom. 116 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:05,277 Okay. I'll be in the bathroom. I'm stuck. 117 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,545 I'll be in the bathroom. I'm stuck. Oh, i'm stuck on 118 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,179 i'm stuck. Oh, i'm stuck on you. 119 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:08,280 Oh, i'm stuck on you. Oh, god. 120 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,448 You. Oh, god. Oh, my gosh. 121 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,282 Oh, god. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. 122 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:11,516 Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. I'm stuck on you. 123 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,018 Oh, no. I'm stuck on you. You're stuck on me. 124 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,686 I'm stuck on you. You're stuck on me. 125 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,520 You're stuck on me. Wow. 126 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:24,830 Jesus. 127 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:24,356 So... hmm? I think i've got to go. 128 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:26,391 Hmm? I think i've got to go. Okay. 129 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:31,029 I think i've got to go. Okay. Nobody's stopping you. 130 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:33,265 Okay. Nobody's stopping you. Yeah. 131 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:38,437 Nobody's stopping you. Yeah. Um... 132 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:42,341 yeah. Um... i saw a condom in your 133 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:46,978 um... i saw a condom in your wastebasket, and it kind of 134 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:52,651 i saw a condom in your wastebasket, and it kind of freaked me out, so... 135 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,986 wastebasket, and it kind of freaked me out, so... i think it might be best if i 136 00:05:54,988 --> 00:06:01,860 freaked me out, so... i think it might be best if i just leave... now. 137 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:05,030 I think it might be best if i just leave... now. I have a roommate, you know. 138 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:12,704 That's your roommate's condom? Well, her boyfriend's in 139 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,039 condom? Well, her boyfriend's in town. 140 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,707 Well, her boyfriend's in town. She's not here right now, so we 141 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,709 town. She's not here right now, so we don't have to whisper. 142 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,878 She's not here right now, so we don't have to whisper. 143 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:24,549 Don't have to whisper. Mmm. 144 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,218 Mmm. I'm gonna... 145 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:30,722 mmm. I'm gonna... hold on. 146 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,891 I'm gonna... hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 147 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,526 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, wait a second. 148 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,460 Hold on. Hold on. Oh, wait a second. Yeah. 149 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:38,463 Oh, wait a second. Yeah. Wait a second. 150 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:41,967 Yeah. Wait a second. Oh, hold on. 151 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,136 Wait a second. Oh, hold on. Hold on. 152 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:50,409 Wait a second, babe. Yeah. Okay. 153 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:51,977 Yeah. Okay. One moment. I got it. 154 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,478 Okay. One moment. I got it. I got it. 155 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,514 One moment. I got it. I got it. I got it. Hold on. 156 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,449 I got it. I got it. Hold on. Wait one second. 157 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:58,350 I got it. Hold on. Wait one second. Okay. 158 00:06:58,352 --> 00:07:00,352 Wait one second. Okay. Okay. 159 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,521 Okay. Okay. All right. 160 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,523 Okay. All right. Hey, you. 161 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:13,932 Hey. Hey. 162 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:22,741 Mindy. Mindy? 163 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:35,921 Oh, my god. 164 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:42,828 Oh, fuck. 165 00:07:42,830 --> 00:08:40,418 Wait a minute. You feel so good. Oh. 166 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,953 You feel so good. Oh. I don't have a condom on. 167 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,188 Oh. I don't have a condom on. Just go with it. 168 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,089 I don't have a condom on. Just go with it. I don't... 169 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,090 just go with it. I don't... 170 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:52,531 i'm gonna cum. I'm gonna -- i'm gonna cum. Okay. 171 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:54,366 I'm gonna -- i'm gonna cum. Okay. I'm... 172 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,935 okay. I'm... where? Where sh-- 173 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,437 i'm... where? Where sh-- 174 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,440 where? Where sh-- 175 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:06,111 ohh. 176 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,280 Ohh. 177 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:57,462 Hey. Hmm? Hey, are you awake? 178 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,830 Hmm? Hey, are you awake? No. 179 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,231 Hey, are you awake? No. No? 180 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,233 No. No? Mnh-mnh. 181 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,735 No? Mnh-mnh. Hmm. 182 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,738 Mnh-mnh. Hmm. I just want to... 183 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,573 hmm. I just want to... i want to make sure everything 184 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,241 i just want to... i want to make sure everything was okay. 185 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,077 I want to make sure everything was okay. Mm-hmm. 186 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,578 Was okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah? 187 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,081 Mm-hmm. Yeah? Mm. 188 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:19,918 Yeah? Mm. All right, so... 189 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,454 mm. All right, so... i mean, everything's cool? 190 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,689 All right, so... i mean, everything's cool? Everything is good. 191 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:25,757 I mean, everything's cool? Everything is good. Yeah. 192 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:29,561 Everything is good. Yeah. Yeah. 193 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:30,895 Yeah. Yeah. 'Cause, you know, i know that 194 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:33,932 yeah. 'Cause, you know, i know that we didn't use a condom last 195 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,368 'cause, you know, i know that we didn't use a condom last night, so i didn't... 196 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,903 we didn't use a condom last night, so i didn't... i want to make sure... 197 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,238 night, so i didn't... i want to make sure... you know? 198 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,809 I want to make sure... you know? You felt amazing. 199 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,545 You know? You felt amazing. 200 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,381 You felt amazing. I need more sleepy time. 201 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:53,385 I need more sleepy time. Yeah. 202 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:55,987 I need more sleepy time. Yeah. Well, just remember to take 203 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,256 yeah. Well, just remember to take your contraception thing. 204 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,759 Well, just remember to take your contraception thing. Contraceptive? 205 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:04,729 Your contraception thing. Contraceptive? The, um... 206 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:08,066 contraceptive? The, um... pill -- pill thing you take. 207 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:12,404 The, um... pill -- pill thing you take. What pill? 208 00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:13,271 Pill -- pill thing you take. What pill? The... 209 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,573 what pill? The... you know, the pill in the little 210 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,243 the... you know, the pill in the little round thing. 211 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,577 You know, the pill in the little round thing. The one-a-day thing. 212 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:20,912 Round thing. The one-a-day thing. That pill. 213 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,748 The one-a-day thing. That pill. I'm not on any pills. 214 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:34,759 You're not on the pill? Oh, you mean "the pill." 215 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,695 Oh, you mean "the pill." Yeah. 216 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,764 Yeah. Yeah. The pill. 217 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,600 Yeah. Yeah. The pill. I'm not on that. 218 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,935 Yeah. The pill. I'm not on that. Are you serious? 219 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,937 I'm not on that. Are you serious? Yeah. I'm catholic. 220 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,273 Are you serious? Yeah. I'm catholic. You -- 221 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,607 yeah. I'm catholic. You -- you're what? 222 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,343 You -- you're what? The religion with the pope. 223 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,513 You're what? The religion with the pope. Wait -- wait. Hold on. 224 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,548 The religion with the pope. Wait -- wait. Hold on. Wait a minute. 225 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,116 Wait -- wait. Hold on. Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. 226 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:01,286 Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Okay, we had unprotected sex 227 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:04,122 let me get this straight. Okay, we had unprotected sex last night, i came inside of 228 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,891 okay, we had unprotected sex last night, i came inside of you, and you are not on the 229 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:10,862 last night, i came inside of you, and you are not on the pill? 230 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,363 You, and you are not on the pill? 231 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,832 Pill? Are you -- are you kidding? 232 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,200 Are you -- are you kidding? There's nothing to worry 233 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:15,667 are you -- are you kidding? There's nothing to worry about. 234 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:16,501 There's nothing to worry about. I know my body. 235 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,469 About. I know my body. I'm not ovulating. 236 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:18,903 I know my body. I'm not ovulating. How do you know your body, 237 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,270 i'm not ovulating. How do you know your body, huh? 238 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,839 How do you know your body, huh? Does it come with an instruction 239 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:21,606 huh? Does it come with an instruction manual? 240 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,774 Does it come with an instruction manual? 241 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,209 Manual? No, you smartass. 242 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,544 No, you smartass. I'm in touch with myself, and i 243 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,346 no, you smartass. I'm in touch with myself, and i know i'm not ovulating. 244 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,180 I'm in touch with myself, and i know i'm not ovulating. Okay. 245 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,149 Know i'm not ovulating. Okay. You just had your period? 246 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:31,983 Okay. You just had your period? Yeah. 247 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,884 You just had your period? Yeah. Great. 248 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,185 Yeah. Great. How many days ago? 249 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,153 Great. How many days ago? Oh, my... 250 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,454 how many days ago? Oh, my... please. Please. 251 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,288 Oh, my... please. Please. I'm sorry. 252 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,958 Please. Please. I'm sorry. Just, uh, you know, kind of put 253 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,493 i'm sorry. Just, uh, you know, kind of put my mind at rest. 254 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:42,427 Just, uh, you know, kind of put my mind at rest. Okay! 255 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,528 My mind at rest. Okay! All right. 256 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,629 Okay! All right. What was the question? 257 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:45,930 All right. What was the question? How many days ago did you 258 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:46,831 what was the question? How many days ago did you have your period? 259 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,166 How many days ago did you have your period? Um... 260 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,869 have your period? Um... what is today? 261 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,704 Um... what is today? Seven... 262 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:53,404 what is today? Seven... 11 days. 263 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,206 Seven... 11 days. 11 days since the start of 264 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,441 11 days. 11 days since the start of your last period? 265 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,709 11 days since the start of your last period? Since the end... 266 00:12:57,711 --> 00:13:01,713 your last period? Since the end... i think. 267 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,047 Since the end... i think. Okay. 268 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,550 I think. Okay. Um, okay. 269 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,886 Okay. Um, okay. That's not a big deal. 270 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,989 Um, okay. That's not a big deal. We are just gonna have to go to 271 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,491 that's not a big deal. We are just gonna have to go to the pharmacy and get the 272 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,759 we are just gonna have to go to the pharmacy and get the morning-after pill. 273 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,461 The pharmacy and get the morning-after pill. Baby, there's nothing to 274 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,362 morning-after pill. Baby, there's nothing to worry about. 275 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,530 Baby, there's nothing to worry about. I'm not pregnant. 276 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,365 Worry about. I'm not pregnant. Now come back to sleep. 277 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:37,582 I just really think we should get the morning-after pill. I'm not taking any pill. 278 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,584 Get the morning-after pill. I'm not taking any pill. I can't -- i'm sorry. 279 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,819 I'm not taking any pill. I can't -- i'm sorry. I can't believe this. 280 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,053 I can't -- i'm sorry. I can't believe this. I can't believe this. 281 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,521 I can't believe this. I can't believe this. You held me inside of you. 282 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,023 I can't believe this. You held me inside of you. You should have put on a 283 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:45,890 you held me inside of you. You should have put on a condom. 284 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,359 You should have put on a condom. Look. I -- i was asleep and 285 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,895 condom. Look. I -- i was asleep and aroused, and i woke up, and you 286 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:51,963 look. I -- i was asleep and aroused, and i woke up, and you mounted me. 287 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,231 Aroused, and i woke up, and you mounted me. Oh, please. 288 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,600 Mounted me. Oh, please. I am so sorry you got laid last 289 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,401 oh, please. I am so sorry you got laid last night. 290 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,669 I am so sorry you got laid last night. You -- 291 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,670 night. You -- you lied to me! 292 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,104 You -- you lied to me! How did i lie to you? 293 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,906 You lied to me! How did i lie to you? The act of holding me inside 294 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,508 how did i lie to you? The act of holding me inside of you was an act of lying. 295 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,976 The act of holding me inside of you was an act of lying. It implied that you were 296 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,711 of you was an act of lying. It implied that you were protected and i didn't need to 297 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,279 it implied that you were protected and i didn't need to use, you know, any kind of 298 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,614 protected and i didn't need to use, you know, any kind of pulling-out method. 299 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,516 Use, you know, any kind of pulling-out method. Baby, i didn't want you to 300 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,317 pulling-out method. Baby, i didn't want you to pull out. 301 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,320 Baby, i didn't want you to pull out. But you're not on the pill. 302 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,621 Pull out. But you're not on the pill. Why would you want me to cum 303 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,388 but you're not on the pill. Why would you want me to cum inside of you? 304 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,790 Why would you want me to cum inside of you? Because i wanted us to feel 305 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,792 inside of you? Because i wanted us to feel close. 306 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:32,370 We're going to the pharmacy. I'm not killing a life with some abortion pill. 307 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,372 I'm not killing a life with some abortion pill. That's against my beliefs. 308 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,407 Some abortion pill. That's against my beliefs. Okay. Okay. Yep. 309 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,177 That's against my beliefs. Okay. Okay. Yep. Then, um, so what are you -- 310 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,178 okay. Okay. Yep. Then, um, so what are you -- what are you saying? 311 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,648 Then, um, so what are you -- what are you saying? You're saying that if you... 312 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,618 what are you saying? You're saying that if you... if you were pregnant... 313 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,453 you're saying that if you... if you were pregnant... you would, um... 314 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,288 if you were pregnant... you would, um... of course i would have the 315 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,790 you would, um... of course i would have the baby. 316 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,626 Of course i would have the baby. Wouldn't you? 317 00:14:54,628 --> 00:15:06,070 So, it's basically the same thing as the regular pill, but a higher dose, so no hypothetical 318 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,106 thing as the regular pill, but a higher dose, so no hypothetical baby, which, you know, probably 319 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,141 higher dose, so no hypothetical baby, which, you know, probably doesn't even exist, is going to 320 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:10,942 baby, which, you know, probably doesn't even exist, is going to be aborted. 321 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,577 Doesn't even exist, is going to be aborted. Now, there is a pharmacy two 322 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,345 be aborted. Now, there is a pharmacy two blocks away, so we'll go there. 323 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,080 Now, there is a pharmacy two blocks away, so we'll go there. I will pay for it, and then we 324 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,782 blocks away, so we'll go there. I will pay for it, and then we can take it and just put this 325 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,950 i will pay for it, and then we can take it and just put this whole thing behind us. 326 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:19,951 Can take it and just put this whole thing behind us. No. 327 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,653 Whole thing behind us. No. It'll make me all sick and crazy 328 00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,288 no. It'll make me all sick and crazy with hormones, like when i used 329 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,123 it'll make me all sick and crazy with hormones, like when i used to take birth control. 330 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,791 With hormones, like when i used to take birth control. I thought catholics aren't 331 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,526 to take birth control. I thought catholics aren't allowed to take birth control. 332 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,194 I thought catholics aren't allowed to take birth control. That's why i realized it's 333 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,262 allowed to take birth control. That's why i realized it's not right for me. 334 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,964 That's why i realized it's not right for me. Okay. Wait. Wait a minute. 335 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,532 Not right for me. Okay. Wait. Wait a minute. So, it wasn't right for you 336 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,167 okay. Wait. Wait a minute. So, it wasn't right for you because it made you sick, or 337 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,969 so, it wasn't right for you because it made you sick, or because it conflicted with your 338 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:38,603 because it made you sick, or because it conflicted with your beliefs? 339 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,738 Because it conflicted with your beliefs? Why are you interrogating me? 340 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,773 Beliefs? Why are you interrogating me? Uh, sorry. 341 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,541 Why are you interrogating me? Uh, sorry. You're roommate is a girl, 342 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,275 uh, sorry. You're roommate is a girl, correct? 343 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,944 You're roommate is a girl, correct? Why does that matter? 344 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,012 Correct? Why does that matter? I'm sure that she can listen 345 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,447 why does that matter? I'm sure that she can listen to the facts, and -- 346 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,617 i'm sure that she can listen to the facts, and -- i have a confession to make. 347 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,787 To the facts, and -- i have a confession to make. I don't have a roommate. 348 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,857 I have a confession to make. I don't have a roommate. I used to, but now i live alone. 349 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:09,834 Wow. Okay, then the condom in your wastebasket, that means that 350 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,537 okay, then the condom in your wastebasket, that means that that condom is your condom. 351 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,671 Wastebasket, that means that that condom is your condom. Yes. Well, no. 352 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,073 That condom is your condom. Yes. Well, no. I mean, it's not mine. 353 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:15,907 Yes. Well, no. I mean, it's not mine. I didn't -- 354 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,242 i mean, it's not mine. I didn't -- he used it, but... 355 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,143 i didn't -- he used it, but... unbelievable. 356 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:19,978 He used it, but... unbelievable. You lied to me. 357 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,412 Unbelievable. You lied to me. So, because i had sex with 358 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,947 you lied to me. So, because i had sex with somebody else, now i'm a whore? 359 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,315 So, because i had sex with somebody else, now i'm a whore? No. Oh, come on, please. 360 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,650 Somebody else, now i'm a whore? No. Oh, come on, please. That's not what i'm saying, 361 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,084 no. Oh, come on, please. That's not what i'm saying, okay? 362 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,352 That's not what i'm saying, okay? I'm just saying, how am i 363 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,920 okay? I'm just saying, how am i supposed to believe you when you 364 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,455 i'm just saying, how am i supposed to believe you when you say you're not ovulating if you 365 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,023 supposed to believe you when you say you're not ovulating if you lied about the condom and having 366 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:32,690 say you're not ovulating if you lied about the condom and having a roommate? 367 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,925 Lied about the condom and having a roommate? I can't be lying about 368 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:34,559 a roommate? I can't be lying about ovulating. 369 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,793 I can't be lying about ovulating. How would i know if i was 370 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,361 ovulating. How would i know if i was ovulating? 371 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,862 How would i know if i was ovulating? I thought that you just said 372 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:38,863 ovulating? I thought that you just said you know your body. 373 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,231 I thought that you just said you know your body. You are making me very... 374 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,766 you know your body. You are making me very... i mean, maybe i'm about to start 375 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:42,367 you are making me very... i mean, maybe i'm about to start my period. 376 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,901 I mean, maybe i'm about to start my period. Maybe i'm having my period right 377 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,370 my period. Maybe i'm having my period right now, because i'm very hormonal 378 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,104 maybe i'm having my period right now, because i'm very hormonal this morning. 379 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,939 Now, because i'm very hormonal this morning. You've got me very worked up. 380 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:56,781 Are you sure that you're not ovulating? 381 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:57,715 Are you sure that you're not ovulating? I am sure. 382 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,517 Ovulating? I am sure. Are you pretty sure, or are 383 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,519 i am sure. Are you pretty sure, or are you very sure? 384 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:05,857 Are you pretty sure, or are you very sure? I am pretty very sure. 385 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,692 You very sure? I am pretty very sure. Fuck me. You are pregnant. 386 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,626 I am pretty very sure. Fuck me. You are pregnant. I am not! 387 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,595 Fuck me. You are pregnant. I am not! I just -- i can't -- i mean, 388 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,530 i am not! I just -- i can't -- i mean, why did you wear a condom with 389 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,532 i just -- i can't -- i mean, why did you wear a condom with the other guy and then not with 390 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:14,799 why did you wear a condom with the other guy and then not with me? 391 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:15,933 The other guy and then not with me? Because i like you, and i 392 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,135 me? Because i like you, and i wanted it to feel good for you, 393 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,269 because i like you, and i wanted it to feel good for you, and you had trouble with the 394 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,370 wanted it to feel good for you, and you had trouble with the condom, and i didn't want it 395 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,171 and you had trouble with the condom, and i didn't want it getting in the way. 396 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,406 Condom, and i didn't want it getting in the way. You know, i just -- i cannot 397 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,640 getting in the way. You know, i just -- i cannot believe that you would have sex 398 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,875 you know, i just -- i cannot believe that you would have sex with two guys, back-to-back like 399 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:24,208 believe that you would have sex with two guys, back-to-back like that. 400 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,376 With two guys, back-to-back like that. I mean, i should probably get 401 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,177 that. I mean, i should probably get out of here, right? 402 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,378 I mean, i should probably get out of here, right? I'm sure the next guy's coming 403 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,379 out of here, right? I'm sure the next guy's coming in any minute now, right? 404 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,714 I'm sure the next guy's coming in any minute now, right? Gosh, where is he? 405 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:43,027 You are such an asshole. I just got out of a long-term relationship, and i am not in a 406 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,296 i just got out of a long-term relationship, and i am not in a very good emotional place, and i 407 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,432 relationship, and i am not in a very good emotional place, and i do not appreciate being judged 408 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,267 very good emotional place, and i do not appreciate being judged right now. 409 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,401 Do not appreciate being judged right now. 410 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,336 Right now. You're right. I'm sorry. 411 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,005 You're right. I'm sorry. I've got to... 412 00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,840 you're right. I'm sorry. I've got to... 413 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,242 i've got to... um... 414 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:14,492 i just, um... i am very shaken up right now, and i apologize for that. 415 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:18,296 I am very shaken up right now, and i apologize for that. Do you trust me? 416 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:22,467 And i apologize for that. Do you trust me? I want to trust you. 417 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,569 Do you trust me? I want to trust you. I really do. 418 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:28,539 I want to trust you. I really do. But i need to be given, you 419 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:33,044 i really do. But i need to be given, you know, a little assurance. 420 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:37,048 But i need to be given, you know, a little assurance. Right? 421 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,117 Know, a little assurance. Right? And i just want you to know that 422 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,985 right? And i just want you to know that i had more fun with you last 423 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,720 and i just want you to know that i had more fun with you last night than i have had with 424 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:47,725 i had more fun with you last night than i have had with anyone in a very long time. 425 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:53,598 And i didn't expect that. 426 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:08,779 Hi. Hi. How can i help you? 427 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,215 Hi. How can i help you? Uh, we need the morning-after 428 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:11,883 how can i help you? Uh, we need the morning-after pill. 429 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,384 Uh, we need the morning-after pill. I just need to see a picture 430 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,053 pill. I just need to see a picture i.d. from you. 431 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,054 I just need to see a picture i.d. from you. Thank you. 432 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:21,058 I.d. from you. Thank you. I'll be right back. 433 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,028 Thank you. I'll be right back. Whoa. 434 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,863 I'll be right back. Whoa. 435 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,032 Whoa. Hold on one second. 436 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:45,917 Okay. Here is the pill and... water. And we are ready for liftoff. 437 00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,919 Here is the pill and... water. And we are ready for liftoff. 438 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:59,430 Look, i'm serious. Really. I mean, look. It says on the package right 439 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,132 i mean, look. It says on the package right here, "the sooner you take it 440 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,700 it says on the package right here, "the sooner you take it after intercourse, the more 441 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,768 here, "the sooner you take it after intercourse, the more effective it is." 442 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,368 After intercourse, the more effective it is." Wow. 443 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,103 Effective it is." Wow. You really can't get this over 444 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,772 wow. You really can't get this over with quick enough. 445 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:08,272 You really can't get this over with quick enough. What? 446 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,707 With quick enough. What? You're gonna make me do it in 447 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,841 what? You're gonna make me do it in front of the pharmacist? 448 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,275 You're gonna make me do it in front of the pharmacist? No. 449 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,577 Front of the pharmacist? No. Look, i just -- i want to put 450 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:16,414 no. Look, i just -- i want to put this part behind us so we can, 451 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,417 look, i just -- i want to put this part behind us so we can, you know... 452 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:32,196 happy? Is it down? 453 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,031 Happy? Is it down? Let me see the tongue. 454 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,200 Is it down? Let me see the tongue. Let me see the tongue. 455 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,401 Let me see the tongue. Let me see the tongue. Yes! It's down! 456 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,270 Let me see the tongue. Yes! It's down! I'm happy. I'm very happy. 457 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,172 Yes! It's down! I'm happy. I'm very happy. We just passed our first 458 00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:41,973 i'm happy. I'm very happy. We just passed our first obstacle. 459 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:42,673 We just passed our first obstacle. Yes. 460 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:43,441 Obstacle. Yes. Whoo! 461 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,942 Yes. Whoo! That's the spirit. 462 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:45,943 Whoo! That's the spirit. Good work. 463 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,112 That's the spirit. Good work. Mmm. 464 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,013 Good work. Mmm. I'm starving. 465 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,615 Mmm. I'm starving. Why don't we go get something to 466 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:50,982 i'm starving. Why don't we go get something to eat? 467 00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:51,716 Why don't we go get something to eat? Uh, yeah. 468 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:52,950 Eat? Uh, yeah. We'll do some breakfast? 469 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:53,517 Uh, yeah. We'll do some breakfast? Sure. 470 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,252 We'll do some breakfast? Sure. Or, um... 471 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,253 sure. Or, um... oh, shit. 472 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,954 Or, um... oh, shit. Today's not great. 473 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,889 Oh, shit. Today's not great. You want to just do... 474 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:02,059 today's not great. You want to just do... let's do breakfast another day. 475 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,694 You want to just do... let's do breakfast another day. Are you serious? 476 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,262 Let's do breakfast another day. Are you serious? What? 477 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,863 Are you serious? What? We haven't even walked out of 478 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,465 what? We haven't even walked out of the pharmacy, and you're already 479 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,332 we haven't even walked out of the pharmacy, and you're already blowing me off? 480 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,900 The pharmacy, and you're already blowing me off? No. I'm not blowing you off. 481 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,069 Blowing me off? No. I'm not blowing you off. I just, you know... 482 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,571 no. I'm not blowing you off. I just, you know... it's just i've got a bunch of 483 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,572 i just, you know... it's just i've got a bunch of stuff to do today. 484 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,873 It's just i've got a bunch of stuff to do today. A bunch of stuff to do? 485 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,341 Stuff to do today. A bunch of stuff to do? Well, it's, you know, stuff 486 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:18,909 a bunch of stuff to do? Well, it's, you know, stuff that i told you about that i had 487 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:19,577 well, it's, you know, stuff that i told you about that i had to do. 488 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,078 That i told you about that i had to do. Hey, look. 489 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,214 To do. Hey, look. I mean, we're gonna hang out, of 490 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:23,914 hey, look. I mean, we're gonna hang out, of course. 491 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,983 I mean, we're gonna hang out, of course. It's just, you know -- it's not 492 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,952 course. It's just, you know -- it's not a great time today right now. 493 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,987 It's just, you know -- it's not a great time today right now. Let's do it later in the week. 494 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:30,421 A great time today right now. Let's do it later in the week. What? 495 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,989 Let's do it later in the week. What? You never even asked for my 496 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:32,923 what? You never even asked for my number. 497 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,258 You never even asked for my number. Oh, shit. 498 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,259 Number. Oh, shit. Can i... 499 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,328 oh, shit. Can i... can i get your number? 500 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,496 Can i... can i get your number? No. 501 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,864 Can i get your number? No. You know what? 502 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,332 No. You know what? Just forget it. 503 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,767 You know what? Just forget it. What the f-- 504 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,268 just forget it. What the f-- mindy, come on! 505 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,437 What the f-- mindy, come on! Okay. 506 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,438 Mindy, come on! Okay. $45.99. 507 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,306 Okay. $45.99. Geez. 508 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,041 $45.99. Geez. 509 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,108 Geez. 510 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,176 Lady trouble, huh? 511 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:52,710 Lady trouble, huh? Yeah. 512 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,878 Lady trouble, huh? Yeah. 513 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,379 Yeah. She should take the first one 514 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,781 she should take the first one as soon as possible and the 515 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,784 she should take the first one as soon as possible and the second one 12 hours later. 516 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:00,985 As soon as possible and the second one 12 hours later. What second one? 517 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,687 Second one 12 hours later. What second one? Emergency contraceptive is 518 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:03,454 what second one? Emergency contraceptive is two pills. 519 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:06,457 Emergency contraceptive is two pills. She needs to take both doses. 520 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,825 Two pills. She needs to take both doses. 521 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,460 She needs to take both doses. She should eat something with 522 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,995 she should eat something with each dose, or she may vomit. 523 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,563 She should eat something with each dose, or she may vomit. If she vomits, we'll have to 524 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:13,564 each dose, or she may vomit. If she vomits, we'll have to repeat the dose. 525 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,132 If she vomits, we'll have to repeat the dose. Side effects include nausea, 526 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,801 repeat the dose. Side effects include nausea, dizziness, headaches. 527 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,136 Side effects include nausea, dizziness, headaches. Play it safe. 528 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:33,751 Hey! Mindy! Mindy, wait up! 529 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:34,652 Mindy! Mindy, wait up! Wait up. Wait up. 530 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,153 Mindy, wait up! Wait up. Wait up. Wait, wait, wait. Mindy, listen. 531 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:36,921 Wait up. Wait up. Wait, wait, wait. Mindy, listen. Look. I'm so-- 532 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,322 wait, wait, wait. Mindy, listen. Look. I'm so-- i just -- i want to apologize 533 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,623 look. I'm so-- i just -- i want to apologize for my behavior back there. 534 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,025 I just -- i want to apologize for my behavior back there. You acted like an asshole. 535 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,193 For my behavior back there. You acted like an asshole. Yeah, i know. I know. 536 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,594 You acted like an asshole. Yeah, i know. I know. And i want you to know that i 537 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,995 yeah, i know. I know. And i want you to know that i think breakfast is a wonderful 538 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:45,396 and i want you to know that i think breakfast is a wonderful idea. 539 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,564 Think breakfast is a wonderful idea. Yeah, well, i'm not hungry. 540 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:49,734 Idea. Yeah, well, i'm not hungry. Okay. Hey, listen. Look. 541 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,335 Yeah, well, i'm not hungry. Okay. Hey, listen. Look. Please. 542 00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:53,037 Okay. Hey, listen. Look. Please. Please. 543 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,705 Please. Please. Don't go back to bed angry with 544 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:58,109 please. Don't go back to bed angry with me. 545 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:17,395 How you doing, buddy? We are starving. What can come out really fast? 546 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:17,962 We are starving. What can come out really fast? Eggs. 547 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,463 What can come out really fast? Eggs. Eggs. That's wonderful. 548 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:20,865 Eggs. Eggs. That's wonderful. We'll have two orders of 549 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,466 eggs. That's wonderful. We'll have two orders of scrambled eggs with bacon and 550 00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:23,000 we'll have two orders of scrambled eggs with bacon and toast. 551 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:24,435 Scrambled eggs with bacon and toast. I'll just have coffee. 552 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:25,736 Toast. I'll just have coffee. Uh, no. Two orders. 553 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:26,737 I'll just have coffee. Uh, no. Two orders. And two coffees. 554 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,372 Uh, no. Two orders. And two coffees. I'm fine with just coffee. 555 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:29,907 And two coffees. I'm fine with just coffee. Yeah. Just bring it all. 556 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,076 I'm fine with just coffee. Yeah. Just bring it all. We're gonna work it out. 557 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:32,643 Yeah. Just bring it all. We're gonna work it out. Hey, listen. 558 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:33,377 We're gonna work it out. Hey, listen. What was that? 559 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:34,478 Hey, listen. What was that? These are my make-up eggs. 560 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,613 What was that? These are my make-up eggs. I'm fine with just make-up 561 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:36,080 these are my make-up eggs. I'm fine with just make-up coffee. 562 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,114 I'm fine with just make-up coffee. No. No, no, no, no. 563 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,282 Coffee. No. No, no, no, no. Somehow, that doesn't feel 564 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,216 no. No, no, no, no. Somehow, that doesn't feel substantial enough. 565 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,551 Somehow, that doesn't feel substantial enough. You know, i feel better buying 566 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:41,152 substantial enough. You know, i feel better buying you a meal. 567 00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:42,453 You know, i feel better buying you a meal. And i appreciate that, and 568 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,754 you a meal. And i appreciate that, and i'm not gonna eat it. 569 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,523 And i appreciate that, and i'm not gonna eat it. Drinking coffee on an empty 570 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,124 i'm not gonna eat it. Drinking coffee on an empty stomach is a very bad idea. 571 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,859 Drinking coffee on an empty stomach is a very bad idea. Why are you my nutritionist 572 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:49,927 stomach is a very bad idea. Why are you my nutritionist all of a sudden? 573 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,896 Why are you my nutritionist all of a sudden? Okay. Look. 574 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,264 All of a sudden? Okay. Look. After you left, the pharmacist 575 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,732 okay. Look. After you left, the pharmacist said that you shouldn't take the 576 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,233 after you left, the pharmacist said that you shouldn't take the pill on an empty stomach because 577 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,535 said that you shouldn't take the pill on an empty stomach because then you might throw up, and 578 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:58,803 pill on an empty stomach because then you might throw up, and then you have to repeat the 579 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,037 then you might throw up, and then you have to repeat the dose, and then he also told 580 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:00,438 then you have to repeat the dose, and then he also told me -- 581 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,406 dose, and then he also told me -- so, that's why you came back 582 00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:03,073 me -- so, that's why you came back for me? 583 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:03,774 So, that's why you came back for me? What? 584 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:04,375 For me? What? Oh. 585 00:24:04,377 --> 00:24:06,210 What? Oh. No. No, no, no. No. No. 586 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,345 Oh. No. No, no, no. No. No. I came back because i wanted to 587 00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,514 no. No, no, no. No. No. I came back because i wanted to apologize for my stupid behavior 588 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:13,184 i came back because i wanted to apologize for my stupid behavior and to get to know you better. 589 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:15,152 Apologize for my stupid behavior and to get to know you better. You are such a liar. 590 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,854 And to get to know you better. You are such a liar. Okay. All right. 591 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,023 You are such a liar. Okay. All right. Look, okay? 592 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:22,226 Okay. All right. Look, okay? I promise you i will not mention 593 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:25,296 look, okay? I promise you i will not mention the pill again if you just take 594 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,031 i promise you i will not mention the pill again if you just take a couple bites. 595 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,299 The pill again if you just take a couple bites. Come on. 596 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,067 A couple bites. Come on. Thank you. 597 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,236 Come on. Thank you. Thank you. 598 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,038 Thank you. Thank you. Don't -- don't make me feed you. 599 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,673 Thank you. Don't -- don't make me feed you. I don't want to play airplane 600 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,441 don't -- don't make me feed you. I don't want to play airplane with you. 601 00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:39,109 I don't want to play airplane with you. Come on. 602 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:40,444 With you. Come on. 603 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:47,084 Good. See? 604 00:24:47,086 --> 00:25:01,899 You know, since you got me up so early, maybe you can do me a favor. 605 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,767 So early, maybe you can do me a favor. I need help moving some stuff 606 00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:07,438 favor. I need help moving some stuff from my old apartment. 607 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,873 I need help moving some stuff from my old apartment. Yeah. That's great. 608 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:09,874 From my old apartment. Yeah. That's great. Totally. Yeah. 609 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:10,741 Yeah. That's great. Totally. Yeah. You sure? 610 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:11,709 Totally. Yeah. You sure? Of course. 611 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,177 You sure? Of course. Yeah. I'd love to help. 612 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,513 Of course. Yeah. I'd love to help. Okay. 613 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:46,577 Okay. 614 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:58,122 Fred, this is jim, my old roommate. 615 00:25:58,124 --> 00:25:59,590 Fred, this is jim, my old roommate. Jim, this is fred. 616 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,725 Roommate. Jim, this is fred. I'm just here to pick up the 617 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,994 jim, this is fred. I'm just here to pick up the rest of my stuff, so it should 618 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,462 i'm just here to pick up the rest of my stuff, so it should only be a few minutes... 619 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:08,299 rest of my stuff, so it should only be a few minutes... i think. 620 00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:09,633 Only be a few minutes... i think. 621 00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:24,114 How do you know mindy? Uh, we're friends. Friends. 622 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:25,282 Uh, we're friends. Friends. 623 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:26,750 Friends. Yeah. Friends. 624 00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:27,518 Yeah. Friends. Hmm. 625 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,520 Yeah. Friends. Hmm. Sort of, well, more maybe 626 00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:31,855 hmm. Sort of, well, more maybe acquaintances, but... 627 00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:34,358 sort of, well, more maybe acquaintances, but... when did you guys meet? 628 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,695 Acquaintances, but... when did you guys meet? Uh, well, we, um... 629 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,229 when did you guys meet? Uh, well, we, um... it was sort of a -- 630 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,397 uh, well, we, um... it was sort of a -- it was a wh-- 631 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,432 it was sort of a -- it was a wh-- not so long ago. 632 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,000 It was a wh-- not so long ago. Feels like a long time ago, 633 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:46,337 not so long ago. Feels like a long time ago, but, uh... 634 00:26:46,339 --> 00:26:47,705 feels like a long time ago, but, uh... where? 635 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,974 But, uh... where? Oh, just, uh... 636 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:53,010 where? Oh, just, uh... like, at a -- at a -- at a 637 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:54,345 oh, just, uh... like, at a -- at a -- at a party, so, kind of... 638 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:57,748 like, at a -- at a -- at a party, so, kind of... 639 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,316 party, so, kind of... uh... 640 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,319 uh... at a party? 641 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,855 Uh... at a party? What party? 642 00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:08,859 At a party? What party? Just, like, a party party. 643 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:10,294 What party? Just, like, a party party. 644 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:12,963 Just, like, a party party. Was there alcohol there? 645 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,933 Was there alcohol there? Uh, there -- there was some 646 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:21,438 was there alcohol there? Uh, there -- there was some alcohol involved. 647 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,608 Uh, there -- there was some alcohol involved. I understand. 648 00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:34,084 Give me one second, okay, buddy? Who the fuck is that?! 649 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,553 Who the fuck is that?! Why is he in my living room, and 650 00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:38,789 who the fuck is that?! Why is he in my living room, and he fucking has his shoes on?! 651 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,424 Why is he in my living room, and he fucking has his shoes on?! We are just -- i'm picking up 652 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:41,025 he fucking has his shoes on?! We are just -- i'm picking up my bags. 653 00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:42,292 We are just -- i'm picking up my bags. I had three drinks. I -- 654 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,961 my bags. I had three drinks. I -- why are you being dishonest?! 655 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,362 I had three drinks. I -- why are you being dishonest?! I'm not being dishonest! 656 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:46,463 Why are you being dishonest?! I'm not being dishonest! I just -- i'm not -- 657 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:47,164 i'm not being dishonest! I just -- i'm not -- why?! 658 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,999 I just -- i'm not -- why?! I just have to get out of 659 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:49,566 why?! I just have to get out of here. 660 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:50,334 I just have to get out of here. Um, okay. 661 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,369 Here. Um, okay. I don't know where the other bag 662 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:52,803 um, okay. I don't know where the other bag is. 663 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:53,937 I don't know where the other bag is. Do you know where that is? 664 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:54,805 Is. Do you know where that is? Wait. Sit down. 665 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:55,773 Do you know where that is? Wait. Sit down. I'm not sitting -- 666 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:56,473 wait. Sit down. I'm not sitting -- sit down! 667 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:57,541 I'm not sitting -- sit down! Sit down and talk to me! 668 00:27:57,543 --> 00:28:00,878 Sit down! Sit down and talk to me! I'm not gonna do -- okay. 669 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,379 Sit down and talk to me! I'm not gonna do -- okay. Hey, can you go into the bedroom 670 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:03,681 i'm not gonna do -- okay. Hey, can you go into the bedroom and get the other suitcase? 671 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,082 Hey, can you go into the bedroom and get the other suitcase? I can't deal with him anymore. 672 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:05,916 And get the other suitcase? I can't deal with him anymore. What? No, no. 673 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,184 I can't deal with him anymore. What? No, no. I don't -- i should not -- 674 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,853 what? No, no. I don't -- i should not -- he's harmless. Trust me. 675 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:20,698 Great. 676 00:28:53,566 --> 00:29:07,745 Stay. Please, stay. 677 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,680 Stay. Please, stay. Just -- just chill with a bro 678 00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:11,014 please, stay. Just -- just chill with a bro for a second, man. 679 00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,883 Just -- just chill with a bro for a second, man. Just kick it with a bro real 680 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:17,054 for a second, man. Just kick it with a bro real quick. 681 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,556 Just kick it with a bro real quick. 682 00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:39,510 I did so much for her. 683 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:43,347 I did so much for her. Well, you know, man, 684 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:47,251 i did so much for her. Well, you know, man, sometimes relationships, they -- 685 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:51,121 well, you know, man, sometimes relationships, they -- they sizzle, and then they... and 686 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,290 sometimes relationships, they -- they sizzle, and then they... and then they fizzle. 687 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,559 They sizzle, and then they... and then they fizzle. You know, i would -- i would 688 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,761 then they fizzle. You know, i would -- i would call her every day at work and 689 00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:59,363 you know, i would -- i would call her every day at work and tell her i loved her. 690 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,632 Call her every day at work and tell her i loved her. I would -- i would wait in line 691 00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:02,699 tell her i loved her. I would -- i would wait in line for hours... 692 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:03,767 i would -- i would wait in line for hours... 693 00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:06,103 for hours... ...hours at the shake shack just 694 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:08,438 ...hours at the shake shack just to get her what she wanted. 695 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,940 ...hours at the shake shack just to get her what she wanted. Hmm. 696 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:13,610 To get her what she wanted. Hmm. And i never cheated on her. 697 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:16,113 Hmm. And i never cheated on her. Many times, i could have. 698 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,147 And i never cheated on her. Many times, i could have. There was a neighbor. 699 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,515 Many times, i could have. There was a neighbor. She always wanted to fuck me. 700 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:19,817 There was a neighbor. She always wanted to fuck me. I kept turning her down, and 701 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,251 she always wanted to fuck me. I kept turning her down, and there was this chick at my job, 702 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,619 i kept turning her down, and there was this chick at my job, and i could have fucked these 703 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:23,320 there was this chick at my job, and i could have fucked these bitches, man. 704 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:23,921 And i could have fucked these bitches, man. Mm-hmm. 705 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:24,588 Bitches, man. Mm-hmm. I didn't. 706 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:25,923 Mm-hmm. I didn't. Yeah. 707 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:29,760 I didn't. Yeah. I'm a good person. 708 00:30:29,762 --> 00:30:34,398 Yeah. I'm a good person. I am. 709 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,400 I'm a good person. I am. 710 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,101 I am. I -- i can't believe that you 711 00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:39,403 i -- i can't believe that you just threw me into that. 712 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:40,671 I -- i can't believe that you just threw me into that. He was my roommate. 713 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:41,672 Just threw me into that. He was my roommate. That's the truth. 714 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,040 He was my roommate. That's the truth. How? In a one-bedroom? 715 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,641 That's the truth. How? In a one-bedroom? We started out as roommates 716 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,176 how? In a one-bedroom? We started out as roommates in a different apartment, and 717 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,644 we started out as roommates in a different apartment, and then it grew into something 718 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:48,111 in a different apartment, and then it grew into something more. 719 00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:49,213 Then it grew into something more. What went wrong? 720 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,480 More. What went wrong? He smothered me with 721 00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:51,181 what went wrong? He smothered me with affection. 722 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,716 He smothered me with affection. I was getting, like, 30 texts 723 00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:54,284 affection. I was getting, like, 30 texts and 10 phone calls a day with 724 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:55,986 i was getting, like, 30 texts and 10 phone calls a day with inane updates on every detail of 725 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:56,687 and 10 phone calls a day with inane updates on every detail of his life. 726 00:30:56,689 --> 00:30:57,855 Inane updates on every detail of his life. 727 00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:00,190 His life. 728 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,625 And when he did do something 729 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:02,993 and when he did do something interesting or romantic, i 730 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,194 and when he did do something interesting or romantic, i couldn't care anymore. 731 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,162 Interesting or romantic, i couldn't care anymore. He was too needy. 732 00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:06,663 Couldn't care anymore. He was too needy. Well, did you ever tell the 733 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:07,631 he was too needy. Well, did you ever tell the guy how you felt? 734 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,433 Well, did you ever tell the guy how you felt? Of course i did, but nothing 735 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:10,067 guy how you felt? Of course i did, but nothing changed. 736 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:11,935 Of course i did, but nothing changed. Us breaking up was for the best. 737 00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:12,769 Changed. Us breaking up was for the best. 738 00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:14,571 Us breaking up was for the best. I mean, he wanted to pin his 739 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:17,908 i mean, he wanted to pin his entire existence on me. 740 00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:19,910 I mean, he wanted to pin his entire existence on me. Whew. 741 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:23,247 Entire existence on me. Whew. You know, i think that you 742 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:26,650 whew. You know, i think that you might have jumped the gun with 743 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,986 you know, i think that you might have jumped the gun with jim. 744 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:30,954 Might have jumped the gun with jim. You think i should still be 745 00:31:30,956 --> 00:31:31,755 jim. You think i should still be with jim? 746 00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:33,857 You think i should still be with jim? Well, a guy like jim is -- is 747 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:35,826 with jim? Well, a guy like jim is -- is a really good guy, and, in the 748 00:31:35,828 --> 00:31:37,794 well, a guy like jim is -- is a really good guy, and, in the future, you know, you may want 749 00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:39,863 a really good guy, and, in the future, you know, you may want to give a guy like that a second 750 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:41,365 future, you know, you may want to give a guy like that a second chance, you know? 751 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:44,034 To give a guy like that a second chance, you know? So... are you saying you're 752 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,235 chance, you know? So... are you saying you're not happy we met? 753 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,637 So... are you saying you're not happy we met? What? 754 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:49,473 Not happy we met? What? No. No, no, no, no, no. No. 755 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,108 What? No. No, no, no, no, no. No. I-i'm thrilled that we met. 756 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:52,843 No. No, no, no, no, no. No. I-i'm thrilled that we met. I-i'm really -- i'm glad that 757 00:31:52,845 --> 00:31:53,343 i-i'm thrilled that we met. I-i'm really -- i'm glad that we... 758 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,411 i-i'm really -- i'm glad that we... i'm really... 759 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,580 we... i'm really... so, why are you blowing jim 760 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,248 i'm really... so, why are you blowing jim up and putting him on a 761 00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:58,916 so, why are you blowing jim up and putting him on a pedestal? 762 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:02,753 Up and putting him on a pedestal? I'm -- okay. Listen, okay? 763 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:05,355 Pedestal? I'm -- okay. Listen, okay? It's just that -- okay, 764 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:08,358 i'm -- okay. Listen, okay? It's just that -- okay, compromise is a big part of 765 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,360 it's just that -- okay, compromise is a big part of being in a relationship, right? 766 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:13,330 Compromise is a big part of being in a relationship, right? And, um, this is someth-- 767 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,832 being in a relationship, right? And, um, this is someth-- i've read a book once. 768 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,668 And, um, this is someth-- i've read a book once. I mean, i skimmed it and read 769 00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:19,603 i've read a book once. I mean, i skimmed it and read the jacket cover, but the point 770 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,471 i mean, i skimmed it and read the jacket cover, but the point of the book was that women -- 771 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,473 the jacket cover, but the point of the book was that women -- and i'm sure -- positive -- that 772 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,409 of the book was that women -- and i'm sure -- positive -- that this applies to men, as well -- 773 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:27,311 and i'm sure -- positive -- that this applies to men, as well -- shouldn't wait for the perfect 774 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:29,079 this applies to men, as well -- shouldn't wait for the perfect mate to just roll into their 775 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:30,714 shouldn't wait for the perfect mate to just roll into their lives -- that they should 776 00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:32,549 mate to just roll into their lives -- that they should settle, sometimes, for mr. Or 777 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,886 lives -- that they should settle, sometimes, for mr. Or mrs. Good enough. 778 00:32:35,888 --> 00:32:38,555 Settle, sometimes, for mr. Or mrs. Good enough. So... 779 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,557 mrs. Good enough. So... this is you trying to break up 780 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:43,560 so... this is you trying to break up with me? 781 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:45,062 This is you trying to break up with me? 782 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:47,698 With me? What? No. 783 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,733 What? No. I'm not breaking up with you. 784 00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,668 What? No. I'm not breaking up with you. I mean, there's -- we can't 785 00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:53,103 i'm not breaking up with you. I mean, there's -- we can't break up, you know? 786 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:55,205 I mean, there's -- we can't break up, you know? I mean, we're not together in, 787 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:57,240 break up, you know? I mean, we're not together in, like, a girlfriend-boyfriend 788 00:32:57,242 --> 00:33:00,077 i mean, we're not together in, like, a girlfriend-boyfriend sense. 789 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,378 Like, a girlfriend-boyfriend sense. So, what are we? 790 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,612 Sense. So, what are we? I -- hey, wha-- 791 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:03,480 so, what are we? I -- hey, wha-- i'm just... 792 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,848 i -- hey, wha-- i'm just... 793 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,416 i'm just... i'm just giving you some 794 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,584 i'm just giving you some friendly advice here. 795 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:09,853 I'm just giving you some friendly advice here. So, that's what we are, then? 796 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,088 Friendly advice here. So, that's what we are, then? Are we friends? 797 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,256 So, that's what we are, then? Are we friends? Of course you're my friend. 798 00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:15,525 Are we friends? Of course you're my friend. But you're also much more than a 799 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:16,560 of course you're my friend. But you're also much more than a friend. 800 00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:18,462 But you're also much more than a friend. So, we are...? 801 00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:21,665 Friend. So, we are...? We are just really, you know, 802 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,699 so, we are...? We are just really, you know, good... 803 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:26,703 we are just really, you know, good... good friends. 804 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,505 Good... good friends. I think you should get out. 805 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,206 Good friends. I think you should get out. What? 806 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,640 I think you should get out. What? I just want you out. 807 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:31,575 What? I just want you out. Please leave. 808 00:33:31,577 --> 00:33:33,410 I just want you out. Please leave. Hey, hold on. Listen, okay? 809 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:34,544 Please leave. Hey, hold on. Listen, okay? I am sorry, okay? 810 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:35,846 Hey, hold on. Listen, okay? I am sorry, okay? I'm -- i'm an idiot. 811 00:33:35,848 --> 00:33:37,647 I am sorry, okay? I'm -- i'm an idiot. Look, i thought we were having 812 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,416 i'm -- i'm an idiot. Look, i thought we were having kind of an educated dialogue. 813 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,351 Look, i thought we were having kind of an educated dialogue. It's like you want us to fail 814 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,953 kind of an educated dialogue. It's like you want us to fail and jim and me to succeed. 815 00:33:42,955 --> 00:33:45,455 It's like you want us to fail and jim and me to succeed. No. No. Are you kidding me? 816 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:47,190 And jim and me to succeed. No. No. Are you kidding me? No. Hold on. Look. 817 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,993 No. No. Are you kidding me? No. Hold on. Look. I was just saying that he seemed 818 00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:52,462 no. Hold on. Look. I was just saying that he seemed like a nice guy, but that is 819 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:54,698 i was just saying that he seemed like a nice guy, but that is clearly a very misguided 820 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,434 like a nice guy, but that is clearly a very misguided judgment on my point of view, 821 00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,569 clearly a very misguided judgment on my point of view, and i'm an idiot, so i 822 00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:02,739 judgment on my point of view, and i'm an idiot, so i apologize. 823 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,374 And i'm an idiot, so i apologize. I know what's going on here. 824 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,909 Apologize. I know what's going on here. You know -- you know what? 825 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,144 I know what's going on here. You know -- you know what? What is going on here? 826 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:08,712 You know -- you know what? What is going on here? I see what you're trying to 827 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,213 what is going on here? I see what you're trying to do, and it's not gonna work. 828 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,715 I see what you're trying to do, and it's not gonna work. You -- you -- what do you 829 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,183 do, and it's not gonna work. You -- you -- what do you know that i'm trying to do? 830 00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,618 You -- you -- what do you know that i'm trying to do? I'm not really trying to do 831 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:17,287 know that i'm trying to do? I'm not really trying to do anything... 832 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,656 i'm not really trying to do anything... you are trying to get me to 833 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:22,025 anything... you are trying to get me to do something that i don't want 834 00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,360 you are trying to get me to do something that i don't want to do. 835 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:24,761 Do something that i don't want to do. I would never try to get you 836 00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:26,096 to do. I would never try to get you to do anything that you don't 837 00:34:26,098 --> 00:34:28,565 i would never try to get you to do anything that you don't want to do. 838 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,735 To do anything that you don't want to do. You're testing me. 839 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,771 Want to do. You're testing me. Baby, you have nothing to be 840 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,540 you're testing me. Baby, you have nothing to be jealous about. 841 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:40,710 Baby, you have nothing to be jealous about. It's over between me and jim. 842 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:43,380 Jealous about. It's over between me and jim. 843 00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:45,715 It's over between me and jim. Yes. I do. 844 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:48,485 Yes. I do. I get -- i get really jealous 845 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:49,719 yes. I do. I get -- i get really jealous sometimes. 846 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:52,055 I get -- i get really jealous sometimes. Ohh, that is so sweet. 847 00:34:52,057 --> 00:34:53,190 Sometimes. Ohh, that is so sweet. I have an idea. 848 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:54,057 Ohh, that is so sweet. I have an idea. You do? 849 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:55,859 I have an idea. You do? Do you want to come with 850 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:56,760 you do? Do you want to come with the... 851 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,061 do you want to come with the... 852 00:34:58,063 --> 00:34:59,696 the... i'm so excited, i can't even 853 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:00,230 i'm so excited, i can't even talk. 854 00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:02,099 I'm so excited, i can't even talk. Do you want to come with me to a 855 00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:02,666 talk. Do you want to come with me to a party? 856 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,434 Do you want to come with me to a party? Um, a party. 857 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,670 Party? Um, a party. A birthday party. 858 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:08,705 Um, a party. A birthday party. Um, yeah. Okay. 859 00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:09,139 A birthday party. Um, yeah. Okay. Sure. 860 00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:10,474 Um, yeah. Okay. Sure. I don't want to impose. 861 00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:11,575 Sure. I don't want to impose. No, no, that's -- 862 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:13,110 i don't want to impose. No, no, that's -- don't you have stuff to do? 863 00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:13,577 No, no, that's -- don't you have stuff to do? No. 864 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,412 Don't you have stuff to do? No. What's wrong with a party? 865 00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,914 No. What's wrong with a party? God, you're wonderful. 866 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,750 What's wrong with a party? God, you're wonderful. 867 00:35:20,752 --> 00:36:01,658 Come on, come on, come on! 868 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:46,203 Bonjour! 869 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:47,704 Bonjour! And you must 870 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,039 bonjour! And you must be the new boyfriend. 871 00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:49,873 And you must be the new boyfriend. Uh... 872 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,408 be the new boyfriend. Uh... fred, this is my mom, nadine. 873 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:52,776 Uh... fred, this is my mom, nadine. Mindy just told me on the 874 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:53,877 fred, this is my mom, nadine. Mindy just told me on the phone you were coming. 875 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,245 Mindy just told me on the phone you were coming. Fred didn't know you were 876 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:56,046 phone you were coming. Fred didn't know you were gonna be here. 877 00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:57,614 Fred didn't know you were gonna be here. My daughter, she loves 878 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:58,381 gonna be here. My daughter, she loves surprises. 879 00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,382 My daughter, she loves surprises. Please come in. 880 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:00,217 Surprises. Please come in. 881 00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:03,220 Please come in. There he is, the birthday boy! 882 00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:04,487 There he is, the birthday boy! What game did you get me? 883 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:05,388 There he is, the birthday boy! What game did you get me? No! No peeking! 884 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,389 What game did you get me? No! No peeking! No peeking! 885 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,224 No! No peeking! No peeking! Whatev. 886 00:37:07,226 --> 00:37:08,525 No peeking! Whatev. Please, fred, come in. 887 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:10,126 Whatev. Please, fred, come in. I'd like you to meet my husband, 888 00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:11,261 please, fred, come in. I'd like you to meet my husband, renault. 889 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:12,362 I'd like you to meet my husband, renault. Renault? 890 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:13,363 Renault. Renault? Renault! 891 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:14,998 Renault? Renault! This is fred. 892 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,333 Renault! This is fred. Welcome to 893 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,001 this is fred. Welcome to our home. 894 00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:20,337 Welcome to our home. 895 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:23,173 Our home. Ah. Thank you. 896 00:37:23,175 --> 00:37:24,441 Ah. Thank you. Thank you. 897 00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:27,277 Ah. Thank you. Thank you. May i get you something to 898 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:28,211 thank you. May i get you something to drink? 899 00:37:28,213 --> 00:37:30,380 May i get you something to drink? No. No, thank you. 900 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:32,549 Drink? No. No, thank you. Oh, please, sit down. 901 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:42,259 So, how did you meet mindy? 902 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:45,428 So, how did you meet mindy? Um, we were just, uh, old 903 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,096 so, how did you meet mindy? Um, we were just, uh, old friends. 904 00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:46,630 Um, we were just, uh, old friends. Oh. 905 00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,164 Friends. Oh. And then we reconnected 906 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,066 oh. And then we reconnected recently through mutual friends. 907 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,835 And then we reconnected recently through mutual friends. Ah, oui, oui, oui, c'est le 908 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:52,636 recently through mutual friends. Ah, oui, oui, oui, c'est le book-face. 909 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,371 Ah, oui, oui, oui, c'est le book-face. No, no, renault. Facebook. 910 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,672 Book-face. No, no, renault. Facebook. Oh, yes, bakefoos. 911 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:57,073 No, no, renault. Facebook. Oh, yes, bakefoos. Facebook. 912 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:59,409 Oh, yes, bakefoos. Facebook. Uh, no. Not facebook. 913 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:00,076 Facebook. Uh, no. 914 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:02,045 Uh, no. Not facebook. So, you've known each other 915 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:02,979 so, you've known each other for a while. 916 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,314 So, you've known each other for a while. Well, i don't -- 917 00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:06,116 for a while. Well, i don't -- you know, it's hard to say, 918 00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:06,716 well, i don't -- you know, it's hard to say, but... 919 00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:09,552 you know, it's hard to say, but... what field are you in, fred? 920 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:11,321 But... what field are you in, fred? I-i'm a freelance copywriter. 921 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,689 What field are you in, fred? I-i'm a freelance copywriter. Ah. You're a writer. 922 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:13,990 I-i'm a freelance copywriter. Ah. You're a writer. Yep. I'm a -- yeah. 923 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,425 Ah. You're a writer. Yep. I'm a -- yeah. Horrible way to make a 924 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:15,992 yep. I'm a -- yeah. Horrible way to make a living. 925 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:16,760 Horrible way to make a living. Renault! 926 00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:17,927 Living. Renault! 927 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:20,897 Renault! 928 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:21,531 What? 929 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,366 What? No, it's -- i mean, it can be 930 00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:24,200 what? No, it's -- i mean, it can be challenging. 931 00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:25,935 No, it's -- i mean, it can be challenging. Have you done anything that 932 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:27,937 challenging. Have you done anything that we might have seen? 933 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,939 Have you done anything that we might have seen? Uh, i wrote a commercial for 934 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:30,774 we might have seen? Uh, i wrote a commercial for metamucil. 935 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:31,741 Uh, i wrote a commercial for metamucil. Meta-muzil. 936 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:32,876 Metamucil. Meta-muzil. No. Metamucil. 937 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:34,177 Meta-muzil. No. Metamucil. Meta-- metamucil. 938 00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:35,679 No. Metamucil. Meta-- metamucil. Metamucil, pour la... 939 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,013 meta-- metamucil. Metamucil, 940 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:37,681 metamucil, pour la... ah, oui. 941 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:38,415 Ah, oui. 942 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:40,150 Ah, oui. It was on the short list for 943 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,051 it was on the short list for a clio. 944 00:38:41,053 --> 00:38:42,886 It was on the short list for a clio. Uh, who is clio? 945 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,321 A clio. Uh, who is clio? No. A clio. 946 00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:45,021 Uh, who is clio? No. A clio. A clio. 947 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:45,755 No. A clio. A clio. Aclio. 948 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,324 A clio. Aclio. A clio. It's an award. 949 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:48,458 Aclio. A clio. It's an award. Ah, an award. 950 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,826 A clio. It's an award. Ah, an award. So, you won an award? 951 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,294 Ah, an award. So, you won an award? The director, he was 952 00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:53,630 so, you won an award? The director, he was nominated, but he lost. 953 00:38:53,632 --> 00:39:00,170 The director, he was nominated, but he lost. 954 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,838 Nominated, but he lost. Um, yeah, i've been spending 955 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,540 um, yeah, i've been spending most of my time working on my 956 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,074 um, yeah, i've been spending most of my time working on my novel. 957 00:39:04,076 --> 00:39:05,642 Most of my time working on my novel. Ah, so that's exciting. 958 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:06,242 Novel. Ah, so that's exciting. Hmm. 959 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:07,711 Ah, so that's exciting. Hmm. What's it about? 960 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:09,679 Hmm. What's it about? Uh, it's -- it's, well -- 961 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,614 what's it about? Uh, it's -- it's, well -- i-i guess i'm still kind of 962 00:39:11,616 --> 00:39:13,850 uh, it's -- it's, well -- i-i guess i'm still kind of trying to hammer out the central 963 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,919 i-i guess i'm still kind of trying to hammer out the central premise, but it's, uh, set in 964 00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:16,653 trying to hammer out the central premise, but it's, uh, set in new york. 965 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:18,388 Premise, but it's, uh, set in new york. It's kind of a coming-of-age, 966 00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:19,189 new york. It's kind of a coming-of-age, romantic... 967 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:20,590 it's kind of a coming-of-age, romantic... fred, have you ever 968 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,225 romantic... fred, have you ever considered business school? 969 00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:24,227 Fred, have you ever considered business school? Uh, what? No. I haven't. 970 00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:24,594 Considered business school? Uh, what? No. I haven't. Why? 971 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:25,862 Uh, what? No. I haven't. Why? Something to think about. 972 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:26,496 Why? Something to think about. Renault! 973 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:27,097 Something to think about. Renault! No, no. 974 00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:28,465 Renault! No, no. But it's good to have a back-up 975 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:29,632 no, no. But it's good to have a back-up plan for when the writing 976 00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:31,301 but it's good to have a back-up plan for when the writing doesn't pan out. 977 00:39:31,303 --> 00:39:33,803 Plan for when the writing doesn't pan out. Dad. Please don't abuse fred. 978 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:35,572 Doesn't pan out. Dad. Please don't abuse fred. We are just making 979 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:36,906 dad. Please don't abuse fred. We are just making conversation, darling. 980 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:37,741 We are just making conversation, darling. 981 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:38,808 Conversation, darling. Come help me wrap. 982 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:39,909 Come help me wrap. 983 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:40,844 Come help me wrap. 984 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:42,679 Oh, that must be rose. 985 00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:45,348 Oh, that must be rose. I-i cannot believe th-- 986 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:46,616 oh, that must be rose. I-i cannot believe th-- i know you're upset, but i 987 00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:47,817 i-i cannot believe th-- i know you're upset, but i really appreciate you being 988 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:48,184 i know you're upset, but i really appreciate you being here. 989 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,352 Really appreciate you being here. This is unconscionable. 990 00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:50,387 Here. This is unconscionable. What does that mean? 991 00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:51,688 This is unconscionable. What does that mean? That means this is a family 992 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,922 what does that mean? That means this is a family birthday party, and what the 993 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:53,923 that means this is a family birthday party, and what the fuck am i doing here? 994 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,158 Birthday party, and what the fuck am i doing here? Because i need you here. 995 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,359 Fuck am i doing here? Because i need you here. Why do you need me here? 996 00:39:56,361 --> 00:39:57,527 Because i need you here. Why do you need me here? Because i can't face my 997 00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:58,194 why do you need me here? Because i can't face my sister alone. 998 00:39:58,196 --> 00:39:59,095 Because i can't face my sister alone. Oh, that's won-- 999 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,063 sister alone. Oh, that's won-- your sister's coming. 1000 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:00,730 Oh, that's won-- your sister's coming. That's great. 1001 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:01,998 Your sister's coming. That's great. What about an aunt? An uncle? 1002 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,166 That's great. What about an aunt? An uncle? Maybe some second cousins. 1003 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,300 What about an aunt? An uncle? Maybe some second cousins. Fred, calm down. 1004 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:06,035 Maybe some second cousins. Fred, calm down. You should have just told me 1005 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:07,804 fred, calm down. You should have just told me the truth instead of dropping me 1006 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:09,005 you should have just told me the truth instead of dropping me into this snake pit. 1007 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,673 The truth instead of dropping me into this snake pit. My family is not a bunch of 1008 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:11,241 into this snake pit. My family is not a bunch of snakes. 1009 00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:12,776 My family is not a bunch of snakes. Look, i don't appreciate 1010 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,511 snakes. Look, i don't appreciate getting career advice from your 1011 00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:16,279 look, i don't appreciate getting career advice from your father two minutes after meeting 1012 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:16,713 getting career advice from your father two minutes after meeting him. 1013 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:18,481 Father two minutes after meeting him. If i had told you exactly who 1014 00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:20,216 him. If i had told you exactly who was gonna be here, you wouldn't 1015 00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:22,719 if i had told you exactly who was gonna be here, you wouldn't have come, and i need you here, 1016 00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:26,055 was gonna be here, you wouldn't have come, and i need you here, because my sister is coming. 1017 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:28,057 Have come, and i need you here, because my sister is coming. And she just got engaged, and 1018 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,659 because my sister is coming. And she just got engaged, and she's younger than me. 1019 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:30,360 And she just got engaged, and she's younger than me. Please. 1020 00:40:30,362 --> 00:40:32,295 She's younger than me. Please. It'll be quick and painless. 1021 00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:33,797 Please. It'll be quick and painless. I swear. 1022 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:37,267 It'll be quick and painless. I swear. Just please stay. 1023 00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:38,935 I swear. Just please stay. Fine. 1024 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,437 Just please stay. Fine. Thank you. 1025 00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:41,070 Fine. Thank you. Thank you. 1026 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:41,938 Thank you. Thank you. Well, hello! 1027 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,773 Thank you. Well, hello! Hi! 1028 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:44,808 Well, hello! Hi! Rose, this is fred. 1029 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:46,376 Hi! Rose, this is fred. We were just talking about you. 1030 00:40:46,378 --> 00:40:47,510 Rose, this is fred. We were just talking about you. Great to meet you. 1031 00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:48,812 We were just talking about you. Great to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. 1032 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:50,313 Great to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. Well, let's celebrate. 1033 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,148 Nice to meet you, too. Well, let's celebrate. Let's go have a birthday. 1034 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,484 Well, let's celebrate. Let's go have a birthday. Thank you! Thank you! 1035 00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:56,386 Let's go have a birthday. Thank you! Thank you! All: ♪ birthday 1036 00:40:56,388 --> 00:40:57,720 thank you! Thank you! All: ♪ birthday 1037 00:40:57,722 --> 00:40:58,555 all: ♪ birthday 1038 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,062 oh, no! 1039 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:08,698 Oh, no! 1040 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:09,933 Oh, no! Be careful. 1041 00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:10,800 Be careful. Yeah! 1042 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:14,471 Be careful. Yeah! Aww. 1043 00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:16,072 Yeah! Aww. Hey, fred, you cut the cake. 1044 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:17,307 Aww. Hey, fred, you cut the cake. Uh, no. No, no, no. 1045 00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:18,141 Hey, fred, you cut the cake. Uh, no. No, no, no. Oh, please. 1046 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:18,875 Uh, no. No, no, no. Oh, please. Come on. 1047 00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:20,343 Oh, please. Come on. Today, you're part of the 1048 00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:20,944 come on. Today, you're part of the family. 1049 00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:22,412 Today, you're part of the family. Someone's feeling very 1050 00:41:22,414 --> 00:41:23,112 family. Someone's feeling very generous. 1051 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:24,581 Someone's feeling very generous. All right. Here we go. 1052 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,082 Generous. All right. Here we go. Oh, shoot. 1053 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:26,983 All right. Here we go. Oh, shoot. Oh, don't worry. 1054 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,151 Oh, shoot. Oh, don't worry. Big family means big mess. 1055 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:28,751 Oh, don't worry. Big family means big mess. Oh, yes. 1056 00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:30,086 Big family means big mess. Oh, yes. You should have seen the house 1057 00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:32,255 oh, yes. You should have seen the house she grew up in -- quel bordel! 1058 00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:33,156 You should have seen the house she grew up in -- quel bordel! A bordello. 1059 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:33,890 She grew up in -- quel bordel! A bordello. Oh, no. 1060 00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:34,591 A bordello. Oh, no. No. No. 1061 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,359 Oh, no. No. No. He means that it was a big mess. 1062 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:38,094 No. No. He means that it was a big mess. She had, like, six siblings. 1063 00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:39,863 He means that it was a big mess. She had, like, six siblings. There was never a dull moment 1064 00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:40,797 she had, like, six siblings. There was never a dull moment or a quiet one. 1065 00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:42,499 There was never a dull moment or a quiet one. Well, i am an only child, so 1066 00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:44,100 or a quiet one. Well, i am an only child, so this is already a lot for me. 1067 00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:45,401 Well, i am an only child, so this is already a lot for me. Oh, you poor thing. 1068 00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:46,669 This is already a lot for me. Oh, you poor thing. Who did you play with? 1069 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:47,904 Oh, you poor thing. Who did you play with? No, i had friends. 1070 00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,339 Who did you play with? No, i had friends. I mean, just no siblings. 1071 00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:51,040 No, i had friends. I mean, just no siblings. Oh, what was the matter with 1072 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,375 i mean, just no siblings. Oh, what was the matter with your parents? 1073 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:53,843 Oh, what was the matter with your parents? Uh, nothing. 1074 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,513 Your parents? Uh, nothing. Uh, just, uh, you know, that's 1075 00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:57,614 uh, nothing. Uh, just, uh, you know, that's the way it worked out. 1076 00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:58,982 Uh, just, uh, you know, that's the way it worked out. Well, hopefully, you won't 1077 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,416 the way it worked out. Well, hopefully, you won't make the same mistake when it's 1078 00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:02,919 well, hopefully, you won't make the same mistake when it's your turn. 1079 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:05,588 Make the same mistake when it's your turn. 1080 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:06,956 Your turn. So, it must be -- is it sort 1081 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:08,291 so, it must be -- is it sort of strange to have one child so 1082 00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:09,592 so, it must be -- is it sort of strange to have one child so much younger than the others? 1083 00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:10,527 Of strange to have one child so much younger than the others? What do you mean? 1084 00:42:10,529 --> 00:42:11,694 Much younger than the others? What do you mean? Well, i mean, don't you 1085 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:13,029 what do you mean? Well, i mean, don't you normally kind of want them all 1086 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,330 well, i mean, don't you normally kind of want them all to be in the same age range so 1087 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:15,398 normally kind of want them all to be in the same age range so they can have playmates? 1088 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,533 To be in the same age range so they can have playmates? We don't love him less 1089 00:42:16,535 --> 00:42:18,034 they can have playmates? We don't love him less because he was unplanned. 1090 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,202 We don't love him less because he was unplanned. Renault! Renault! Renault! 1091 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,370 Because he was unplanned. Renault! Renault! Renault! There's no point in hiding! 1092 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:21,571 Renault! Renault! Renault! There's no point in hiding! There's no point in hiding the 1093 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:21,938 there's no point in hiding! There's no point in hiding the truth. 1094 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:23,206 There's no point in hiding the truth. You guys were just trying for 1095 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:23,573 truth. You guys were just trying for a boy. 1096 00:42:23,575 --> 00:42:24,607 You guys were just trying for a boy. If i had been a boy, alan 1097 00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:25,275 a boy. If i had been a boy, alan wouldn't exist. 1098 00:42:25,277 --> 00:42:26,809 If i had been a boy, alan wouldn't exist. Rose, that's not true. 1099 00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:27,777 Wouldn't exist. Rose, that's not true. Yes, it is. 1100 00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:28,678 Rose, that's not true. Yes, it is. Dad told me. 1101 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,413 Yes, it is. Dad told me. Alan, don't listen to your 1102 00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:31,748 dad told me. Alan, don't listen to your sister. 1103 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,150 Alan, don't listen to your sister. At least i'm not old. 1104 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:35,818 Sister. At least i'm not old. I'm not old. 1105 00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:37,153 At least i'm not old. I'm not old. I'm engaged. 1106 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:38,621 I'm not old. I'm engaged. It gets more and more 1107 00:42:38,623 --> 00:42:40,390 i'm engaged. It gets more and more beautiful every time i see it. 1108 00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:42,258 It gets more and more beautiful every time i see it. Dylan, he's the best, and we are 1109 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,426 beautiful every time i see it. Dylan, he's the best, and we are very much in love. 1110 00:42:43,428 --> 00:42:44,494 Dylan, he's the best, and we are very much in love. How is dylan? 1111 00:42:44,496 --> 00:42:46,095 Very much in love. How is dylan? He finishes his mba next 1112 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:47,764 how is dylan? He finishes his mba next year, and he already has two 1113 00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:48,464 he finishes his mba next year, and he already has two offers. 1114 00:42:48,466 --> 00:42:50,533 Year, and he already has two offers. Oh, i always liked dylan. 1115 00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:53,036 Offers. Oh, i always liked dylan. A real go-getter. 1116 00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:53,937 Oh, i always liked dylan. 1117 00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:55,505 A real go-getter. I just feel so fortunate to 1118 00:42:55,507 --> 00:42:57,140 i just feel so fortunate to have found the one sooner, you 1119 00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:58,708 i just feel so fortunate to have found the one sooner, you know, versus, like, five years 1120 00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:00,343 have found the one sooner, you know, versus, like, five years from now, when things would have 1121 00:43:00,345 --> 00:43:01,778 know, versus, like, five years from now, when things would have felt more -- you know, more 1122 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:05,782 from now, when things would have felt more -- you know, more rushed and more pressing. 1123 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:08,785 Felt more -- you know, more rushed and more pressing. So, uh, why isn't he here 1124 00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:12,455 rushed and more pressing. So, uh, why isn't he here with you now? 1125 00:43:12,457 --> 00:43:14,824 So, uh, why isn't he here with you now? He's at the golf course. 1126 00:43:14,826 --> 00:43:15,725 With you now? He's at the golf course. Hmm. 1127 00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:18,061 He's at the golf course. Hmm. Yeah. 1128 00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,996 Hmm. Yeah. I'm just saying that i feel 1129 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:21,864 yeah. I'm just saying that i feel so fortunate to have found the 1130 00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:23,800 i'm just saying that i feel so fortunate to have found the one sooner rather than -- than 1131 00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,134 so fortunate to have found the one sooner rather than -- than later. 1132 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:26,402 One sooner rather than -- than later. 1133 00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:28,371 Later. Oh, this must be my gift for 1134 00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:28,938 oh, this must be my gift for alan. 1135 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:29,973 Oh, this must be my gift for alan. What is it? 1136 00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:31,841 Alan. What is it? You'll see. 1137 00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,042 What is it? You'll see. Hey. 1138 00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:34,210 You'll see. Hey. Hmm. 1139 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:36,212 Hey. Hmm. You all right? 1140 00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:40,049 Hmm. You all right? I'm fine. 1141 00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:41,718 You all right? I'm fine. 1142 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:42,885 I'm fine. 1143 00:43:42,887 --> 00:44:19,622 Oh! 1144 00:44:19,624 --> 00:44:36,339 Hey. Hey. Mindy. Hey. You okay? 1145 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,441 Hey. You okay? There was just all that 1146 00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:40,243 hey. You okay? There was just all that twirling and spinning. 1147 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:42,045 There was just all that twirling and spinning. Hey, did you, um... 1148 00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:44,380 twirling and spinning. Hey, did you, um... in the bathroom, you didn't... 1149 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:45,882 hey, did you, um... in the bathroom, you didn't... did you throw up? 1150 00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:46,616 In the bathroom, you didn't... did you throw up? No. 1151 00:44:46,618 --> 00:44:47,350 Did you throw up? No. No? 1152 00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:48,951 No. No? I tried, but no. 1153 00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:51,287 No? I tried, but no. It's -- it's all in there. 1154 00:44:51,289 --> 00:44:52,855 I tried, but no. It's -- it's all in there. That's good. That's good. 1155 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:53,956 It's -- it's all in there. That's good. That's good. That's a good sign. 1156 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,191 That's good. That's good. That's a good sign. You're gonna be okay. 1157 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,592 That's a good sign. You're gonna be okay. Okay. 1158 00:44:56,594 --> 00:44:59,028 You're gonna be okay. Okay. Rest a little bit right here, 1159 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,364 okay. Rest a little bit right here, and i'm gonna run out, do some 1160 00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:03,499 rest a little bit right here, and i'm gonna run out, do some errands. 1161 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:04,701 And i'm gonna run out, do some errands. You're coming back? 1162 00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:05,635 Errands. You're coming back? I'll be back. 1163 00:45:05,637 --> 00:45:06,202 You're coming back? I'll be back. Okay. 1164 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,770 I'll be back. Okay. Okay. You're gonna be here? 1165 00:45:07,772 --> 00:45:10,773 Okay. Okay. You're gonna be here? I can't go anywhere. 1166 00:45:10,775 --> 00:45:13,276 Okay. You're gonna be here? I can't go anywhere. Okay. 1167 00:45:13,278 --> 00:45:15,611 I can't go anywhere. Okay. Fred, i'm really glad you 1168 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:19,949 okay. Fred, i'm really glad you stayed with me today. 1169 00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:22,385 Fred, i'm really glad you stayed with me today. Yeah. Me, too. 1170 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,053 Stayed with me today. Yeah. Me, too. All right. 1171 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:25,555 Yeah. Me, too. All right. I'll be back. 1172 00:45:25,557 --> 00:45:54,684 Hey. I'm home. 1173 00:45:54,686 --> 00:45:56,419 Hey. I'm home. Hey. Where were you? 1174 00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:57,754 Hey. I'm home. Hey. Where were you? Shoes. Shoes. 1175 00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:59,422 Hey. Where were you? Shoes. Shoes. Hey. Oh, shit. 1176 00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:01,657 Shoes. Shoes. Hey. Oh, shit. Uh, just went to the gym. 1177 00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:03,826 Hey. Oh, shit. Uh, just went to the gym. Did you get my texts? 1178 00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:06,496 Uh, just went to the gym. Did you get my texts? Yes, i did. 1179 00:46:06,498 --> 00:46:08,197 Did you get my texts? Yes, i did. I did, but my phone has been 1180 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:10,032 yes, i did. I did, but my phone has been acting funny, and they just all 1181 00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:11,834 i did, but my phone has been acting funny, and they just all kind of poured in all at once. 1182 00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:13,603 Acting funny, and they just all kind of poured in all at once. You never go to the gym in 1183 00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:14,470 kind of poured in all at once. You never go to the gym in the morning. 1184 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:16,339 You never go to the gym in the morning. Yeah, well, you know, that's 1185 00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:18,141 the morning. Yeah, well, you know, that's why i wanted to, uh, change up 1186 00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:19,809 yeah, well, you know, that's why i wanted to, uh, change up my routine, shock my muscles in 1187 00:46:19,811 --> 00:46:22,478 why i wanted to, uh, change up my routine, shock my muscles in a different way, you know? 1188 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,148 My routine, shock my muscles in a different way, you know? Well, i was bummed you 1189 00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:26,616 a different way, you know? Well, i was bummed you weren't here when i got back. 1190 00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:27,717 Well, i was bummed you weren't here when i got back. I know. I'm sorry. 1191 00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:29,085 Weren't here when i got back. I know. I'm sorry. I just -- i thought i could 1192 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:30,586 i know. I'm sorry. I just -- i thought i could just, you know, grab a quickie 1193 00:46:30,588 --> 00:46:32,155 i just -- i thought i could just, you know, grab a quickie before -- workout before you got 1194 00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:33,456 just, you know, grab a quickie before -- workout before you got back, but i couldn't even 1195 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,824 before -- workout before you got back, but i couldn't even remember what time you were 1196 00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:36,092 back, but i couldn't even remember what time you were getting back, so... 1197 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:37,994 remember what time you were getting back, so... i e-mailed you my itinerary. 1198 00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:39,529 Getting back, so... i e-mailed you my itinerary. Oh, damn it. You did. 1199 00:46:39,531 --> 00:46:40,329 I e-mailed you my itinerary. Oh, damn it. You did. I'm sorry. 1200 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:42,131 Oh, damn it. You did. I'm sorry. I should have just -- i should 1201 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,466 i'm sorry. I should have just -- i should have checked that. 1202 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,201 I should have just -- i should have checked that. Well, that's okay. 1203 00:46:45,203 --> 00:46:46,402 Have checked that. Well, that's okay. I missed you. 1204 00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:47,236 Well, that's okay. I missed you. Hey. 1205 00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:48,771 I missed you. Hey. Mmm, lip gloss. 1206 00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:49,772 Hey. Mmm, lip gloss. Oh. Mm. 1207 00:46:49,774 --> 00:46:50,606 Mmm, lip gloss. Oh. Mm. Mm. 1208 00:46:50,608 --> 00:47:02,585 Have you been eating chocolate? What? You smell like chocolate. 1209 00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:05,087 What? You smell like chocolate. Oh. Yes. I did. 1210 00:47:05,089 --> 00:47:07,056 You smell like chocolate. Oh. Yes. I did. I had a -- i had a chocolate 1211 00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:08,724 oh. Yes. I did. I had a -- i had a chocolate protein bar at the gym. 1212 00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:10,793 I had a -- i had a chocolate protein bar at the gym. You're supposed to work out 1213 00:47:10,795 --> 00:47:12,295 protein bar at the gym. You're supposed to work out on an empty stomach. 1214 00:47:12,297 --> 00:47:12,929 You're supposed to work out on an empty stomach. You know this. 1215 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:13,663 On an empty stomach. You know this. I know. I know. 1216 00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:17,800 You know this. I know. I know. You tell me that every time. 1217 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:22,305 I know. I know. You tell me that every time. 1218 00:47:22,307 --> 00:47:25,474 You tell me that every time. And i don't appreciate being 1219 00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:26,142 and i don't appreciate being ignored. 1220 00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:26,809 And i don't appreciate being ignored. What? 1221 00:47:26,811 --> 00:47:28,511 Ignored. What? I want my calls returned. 1222 00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:30,046 What? I want my calls returned. Oh, i'm sorry. I know. 1223 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:31,113 I want my calls returned. Oh, i'm sorry. I know. My stupid phone. 1224 00:47:31,115 --> 00:47:32,014 Oh, i'm sorry. I know. My stupid phone. It's been -- 1225 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:33,649 my stupid phone. It's been -- because i have something 1226 00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:36,652 it's been -- because i have something important to talk to you about. 1227 00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:40,156 Because i have something important to talk to you about. O-okay. 1228 00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:42,258 Important to talk to you about. O-okay. I've done a lot of thinking 1229 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:44,427 o-okay. I've done a lot of thinking about this, and i want to bring 1230 00:47:44,429 --> 00:47:47,263 i've done a lot of thinking about this, and i want to bring another member into our home. 1231 00:47:47,265 --> 00:48:00,576 Okay. Are you ser-- fred, we've been living 1232 00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:01,944 are you ser-- fred, we've been living together for two years. 1233 00:48:01,946 --> 00:48:03,646 Fred, we've been living together for two years. I think that it's time we took 1234 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:05,314 together for two years. I think that it's time we took the next step. 1235 00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:06,682 I think that it's time we took the next step. Yeah. You're right. 1236 00:48:06,684 --> 00:48:07,984 The next step. Yeah. You're right. You're totally right. 1237 00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:09,652 Yeah. You're right. You're totally right. Two years is a -- is a -- is 1238 00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:11,420 you're totally right. Two years is a -- is a -- is a -- is a big, long, very long 1239 00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:13,189 two years is a -- is a -- is a -- is a big, long, very long time and a big commitment, but 1240 00:48:13,191 --> 00:48:14,991 a -- is a big, long, very long time and a big commitment, but i-i do think, though, you know, 1241 00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:16,525 time and a big commitment, but i-i do think, though, you know, you're talking about the next 1242 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:17,960 i-i do think, though, you know, you're talking about the next next step, and i'm just a 1243 00:48:17,962 --> 00:48:19,061 you're talking about the next next step, and i'm just a little concerned... 1244 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:20,596 next step, and i'm just a little concerned... i don't see what's the big 1245 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:22,098 little concerned... i don't see what's the big deal about adopting. 1246 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:24,233 I don't see what's the big deal about adopting. I... 1247 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,902 deal about adopting. I... look at her. 1248 00:48:25,904 --> 00:48:27,737 I... look at her. She's so cute. 1249 00:48:27,739 --> 00:48:31,574 Look at her. She's so cute. That's -- that is fucking 1250 00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:32,308 she's so cute. That's -- that is fucking adorable. 1251 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,243 That's -- that is fucking adorable. And it's much more economical 1252 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,012 adorable. And it's much more economical and humane than buying from a 1253 00:48:36,014 --> 00:48:36,512 and it's much more economical and humane than buying from a kennel. 1254 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,080 And humane than buying from a kennel. Why didn't you tell me it was 1255 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:38,547 kennel. Why didn't you tell me it was a cat? 1256 00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:39,582 Why didn't you tell me it was a cat? I didn't know you... 1257 00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:40,249 a cat? I didn't know you... oh, my god. 1258 00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:41,150 I didn't know you... oh, my god. I did say it. 1259 00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:42,451 Oh, my god. I did say it. Didn't i say it was a cat? 1260 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,620 I did say it. Didn't i say it was a cat? I'm allergic to cats. 1261 00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:46,122 Didn't i say it was a cat? I'm allergic to cats. Well, yeah, but when you took 1262 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:47,490 i'm allergic to cats. Well, yeah, but when you took the claritin, it was totally 1263 00:48:47,492 --> 00:48:47,890 well, yeah, but when you took the claritin, it was totally fine. 1264 00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:49,158 The claritin, it was totally fine. My throat kind of stays 1265 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,626 fine. My throat kind of stays pretty tight, but it's nothing. 1266 00:48:50,628 --> 00:48:52,461 My throat kind of stays pretty tight, but it's nothing. I can -- i can deal with it. 1267 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,297 Pretty tight, but it's nothing. I can -- i can deal with it. 1268 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:56,499 I can -- i can deal with it. Well, i'm glad we agree. 1269 00:48:56,501 --> 00:48:58,167 Well, i'm glad we agree. Yes. 1270 00:48:58,169 --> 00:48:58,935 Well, i'm glad we agree. Yes. Babe! 1271 00:48:58,937 --> 00:48:59,669 Yes. Babe! Yeah. 1272 00:48:59,671 --> 00:49:01,003 Babe! Yeah. That's awesome. 1273 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:02,038 Yeah. That's awesome. Oh, shoot. 1274 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,039 That's awesome. Oh, shoot. Wait a minute. 1275 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:05,541 Oh, shoot. Wait a minute. We -- we can't -- we can't get a 1276 00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:06,175 wait a minute. We -- we can't -- we can't get a pet. 1277 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:07,243 We -- we can't -- we can't get a pet. Why not? 1278 00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:08,544 Pet. Why not? Oh, my god. 1279 00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:10,046 Why not? Oh, my god. The -- the lease. 1280 00:49:10,048 --> 00:49:12,715 Oh, my god. The -- the lease. You remember, the landlord? 1281 00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:14,684 The -- the lease. You remember, the landlord? Well, you'll just have to 1282 00:49:14,686 --> 00:49:15,718 you remember, the landlord? Well, you'll just have to talk to him. 1283 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,453 Well, you'll just have to talk to him. I think it is a legal 1284 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,555 talk to him. I think it is a legal document that we signed -- the 1285 00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:20,690 i think it is a legal document that we signed -- the lease -- so... 1286 00:49:20,692 --> 00:49:21,857 document that we signed -- the lease -- so... or we'll move. 1287 00:49:21,859 --> 00:49:23,526 Lease -- so... or we'll move. We-- 1288 00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:24,527 or we'll move. We-- move? 1289 00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:26,195 We-- move? To new jersey. 1290 00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:27,463 Move? To new jersey. I want to be closer to my 1291 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:28,264 to new jersey. I want to be closer to my parents anyway. 1292 00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:29,665 I want to be closer to my parents anyway. That -- that -- that would 1293 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:32,001 parents anyway. That -- that -- that would really mess up my commute. 1294 00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:33,703 That -- that -- that would really mess up my commute. I go to new jersey every day 1295 00:49:33,705 --> 00:49:34,370 really mess up my commute. I go to new jersey every day for work. 1296 00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:36,072 I go to new jersey every day for work. Yeah, but, sweetie, you work 1297 00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:37,273 for work. Yeah, but, sweetie, you work just over the river. 1298 00:49:37,275 --> 00:49:38,641 Yeah, but, sweetie, you work just over the river. I mean, it's practically 1299 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:40,276 just over the river. I mean, it's practically 13th ave., right? 1300 00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:42,712 I mean, it's practically 13th ave., right? I mean, if we didn't have to 1301 00:49:42,714 --> 00:49:45,081 13th ave., right? I mean, if we didn't have to move, i think that maybe we 1302 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,349 i mean, if we didn't have to move, i think that maybe we could, like, find a pet-friendly 1303 00:49:46,351 --> 00:49:47,416 move, i think that maybe we could, like, find a pet-friendly building in the city that's 1304 00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:48,517 could, like, find a pet-friendly building in the city that's close to the path train, as 1305 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:49,118 building in the city that's close to the path train, as opposed to... 1306 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,052 close to the path train, as opposed to... why are you being so 1307 00:49:50,054 --> 00:49:50,586 opposed to... why are you being so difficult? 1308 00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:51,654 Why are you being so difficult? No, i'm not trying to be 1309 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:52,321 difficult? No, i'm not trying to be difficult here. 1310 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:53,422 No, i'm not trying to be difficult here. I mean, we're just -- we're 1311 00:49:53,424 --> 00:49:53,856 difficult here. I mean, we're just -- we're talking. 1312 00:49:53,858 --> 00:49:55,124 I mean, we're just -- we're talking. You know, we're communicating. 1313 00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:56,492 Talking. You know, we're communicating. I really don't -- we're gonna 1314 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:57,827 you know, we're communicating. I really don't -- we're gonna have to look at the lease again, 1315 00:49:57,829 --> 00:49:58,961 i really don't -- we're gonna have to look at the lease again, because the lease, i don't 1316 00:49:58,963 --> 00:49:59,895 have to look at the lease again, because the lease, i don't think, says all pets. 1317 00:49:59,897 --> 00:50:02,064 Because the lease, i don't think, says all pets. I think it says no pets above a 1318 00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:04,100 think, says all pets. I think it says no pets above a certain size and of a certain 1319 00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:07,436 i think it says no pets above a certain size and of a certain kind. 1320 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:09,271 Certain size and of a certain kind. 1321 00:50:09,273 --> 00:50:11,107 Kind. Okay. Okay. Yeah. 1322 00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:12,108 Okay. Okay. Yeah. Are you sure? 1323 00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:13,209 Okay. Okay. Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. I'm in -- 1324 00:50:13,211 --> 00:50:14,744 are you sure? Yeah. I'm in -- i want you to want a pet, 1325 00:50:14,746 --> 00:50:15,177 yeah. I'm in -- i want you to want a pet, too. 1326 00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:16,178 I want you to want a pet, too. I want a pet. 1327 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:18,347 Too. I want a pet. I want this pet. 1328 00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:18,948 I want a pet. I want this pet. Yeah. 1329 00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:20,950 I want this pet. Yeah. Oh, babe, i'm so excited. 1330 00:50:20,952 --> 00:50:21,717 Yeah. Oh, babe, i'm so excited. Yeah. 1331 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,786 Oh, babe, i'm so excited. Yeah. I'm so glad that we agree. 1332 00:50:23,788 --> 00:50:25,454 Yeah. I'm so glad that we agree. Yeah. 1333 00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:28,124 I'm so glad that we agree. Yeah. Oh, you're the best. 1334 00:50:34,665 --> 00:50:41,303 You didn't take out the garbage. What? 1335 00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:42,738 Garbage. What? It's overflowing. 1336 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:43,739 What? It's overflowing. Oh, yeah. 1337 00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:45,775 It's overflowing. Oh, yeah. Well, i'm gonna do it tonight. 1338 00:50:45,777 --> 00:50:47,877 Oh, yeah. Well, i'm gonna do it tonight. We agreed you would take out 1339 00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:51,881 well, i'm gonna do it tonight. We agreed you would take out the trash, remember? 1340 00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:53,382 We agreed you would take out the trash, remember? Hey, did you read my 1341 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,217 the trash, remember? Hey, did you read my chapters? 1342 00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:29,652 Hey, babe? Can you do me a favor and fix me 1343 00:51:29,654 --> 00:51:33,322 hey, babe? Can you do me a favor and fix me a drink? 1344 00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:36,325 Can you do me a favor and fix me a drink? What do you want? 1345 00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:39,662 A drink? What do you want? Campari with a little soda. 1346 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,997 What do you want? Campari with a little soda. Got it? 1347 00:51:41,999 --> 00:51:43,833 Campari with a little soda. Got it? I got it! 1348 00:51:43,835 --> 00:51:59,081 Hey, babe? 1349 00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:04,753 I'll run to the store. That's okay. We'll just have it delivered. 1350 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:05,821 That's okay. We'll just have it delivered. No, no. It's cool. 1351 00:52:05,823 --> 00:52:07,156 We'll just have it delivered. No, no. It's cool. I got to get some groceries 1352 00:52:07,158 --> 00:52:09,458 no, no. It's cool. I got to get some groceries anyway, so it's no big deal. 1353 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:10,926 I got to get some groceries anyway, so it's no big deal. Are you sure? 1354 00:52:10,928 --> 00:52:14,263 Anyway, so it's no big deal. Are you sure? Yeah. Absolutely. 1355 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:16,265 Are you sure? Yeah. Absolutely. Well, don't be too long. 1356 00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:18,267 Yeah. Absolutely. Well, don't be too long. 1357 00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:42,892 Oh, fred! Hi. I'm back. 1358 00:52:42,894 --> 00:52:44,994 Oh, fred! Hi. I'm back. Oh, mindy went to meet you. 1359 00:52:44,996 --> 00:52:46,729 Hi. I'm back. Oh, mindy went to meet you. Min-mindy's not here? 1360 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:48,564 Oh, mindy went to meet you. Min-mindy's not here? No. She left to meet you. 1361 00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:49,999 Min-mindy's not here? No. She left to meet you. Oh, i was supposed to meet 1362 00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:50,799 no. She left to meet you. Oh, i was supposed to meet her back here. 1363 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:51,901 Oh, i was supposed to meet her back here. A little problem? 1364 00:52:51,903 --> 00:52:53,435 Her back here. A little problem? I -- do you know where mindy 1365 00:52:53,437 --> 00:52:53,869 a little problem? I -- do you know where mindy went? 1366 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:55,437 I -- do you know where mindy went? Oh, she felt better, and she 1367 00:52:55,439 --> 00:52:56,438 went? Oh, she felt better, and she went to meet you. 1368 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:57,840 Oh, she felt better, and she went to meet you. Oh, their signals got 1369 00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:58,474 went to meet you. Oh, their signals got crossed. 1370 00:52:58,476 --> 00:52:59,542 Oh, their signals got crossed. Okay, maybe... 1371 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:01,076 crossed. Okay, maybe... i'll go back to her place. 1372 00:53:01,078 --> 00:53:02,578 Okay, maybe... i'll go back to her place. Maybe she went back to her 1373 00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:03,045 i'll go back to her place. Maybe she went back to her place? 1374 00:53:03,047 --> 00:53:04,113 Maybe she went back to her place? You just call her. 1375 00:53:04,115 --> 00:53:04,647 Place? You just call her. Yeah. 1376 00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:05,915 You just call her. Yeah. My phone is kind of on the 1377 00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:06,348 yeah. My phone is kind of on the fritz. 1378 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:07,750 My phone is kind of on the fritz. Do you have her number by any 1379 00:53:07,752 --> 00:53:08,250 fritz. Do you have her number by any chance? 1380 00:53:08,252 --> 00:53:08,918 Do you have her number by any chance? 1381 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,753 Chance? 1382 00:53:10,755 --> 00:53:11,720 Nothing! 1383 00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:13,689 Nothing! Come in. Call from here. 1384 00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:17,193 Nothing! Come in. Call from here. 1385 00:53:17,195 --> 00:53:18,861 Come in. Call from here. I have to go take care of the 1386 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:19,995 i have to go take care of the mess in the kitchen. 1387 00:53:19,997 --> 00:53:21,330 I have to go take care of the mess in the kitchen. Just call her. 1388 00:53:21,332 --> 00:53:23,132 Mess in the kitchen. Just call her. 1389 00:53:23,134 --> 00:53:25,801 Just call her. Okay. 1390 00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:26,969 Okay. Ah, la femme. 1391 00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:28,604 Okay. Ah, la femme. Yeah. Yeah. Right. 1392 00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:29,471 Ah, la femme. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Um, okay. 1393 00:53:29,473 --> 00:53:31,607 Yeah. Yeah. Right. Um, okay. Could you do me a huge favor? 1394 00:53:31,609 --> 00:53:33,943 Um, okay. Could you do me a huge favor? Maybe just give me mindy's phone 1395 00:53:33,945 --> 00:53:35,110 could you do me a huge favor? Maybe just give me mindy's phone number one more time, 'cause -- 1396 00:53:35,112 --> 00:53:36,745 maybe just give me mindy's phone number one more time, 'cause -- oh! Look at that. 1397 00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:38,013 Number one more time, 'cause -- oh! Look at that. Mindy's phone. 1398 00:53:38,015 --> 00:53:39,648 Oh! Look at that. Mindy's phone. You do me the favor. 1399 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:42,017 Mindy's phone. You do me the favor. You go and take it back to her. 1400 00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:43,352 You do me the favor. You go and take it back to her. This is mindy's phone? 1401 00:53:43,354 --> 00:53:44,553 You go and take it back to her. This is mindy's phone? Yes, of course it's mindy's 1402 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:44,920 this is mindy's phone? Yes, of course it's mindy's phone. 1403 00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:45,721 Yes, of course it's mindy's phone. What do you think? 1404 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:46,789 Phone. What do you think? Well, you are so confused. 1405 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:47,790 What do you think? Well, you are so confused. À bientôt. 1406 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,625 Well, you are so confused. À bientôt. 1407 00:53:49,627 --> 00:54:07,109 Mindy! 1408 00:54:07,111 --> 00:54:11,614 Mindy! 1409 00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:15,117 Damn it. 1410 00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:17,119 Damn it. 1411 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:17,680 Hmm. 1412 00:55:17,682 --> 00:55:28,757 Dada, dada. 1413 00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:43,272 Hey! Break it up. Hey! Why did you do that? 1414 00:55:43,274 --> 00:55:45,274 Hey! Break it up. Hey! Why did you do that? 1415 00:55:45,276 --> 00:55:49,278 Hey! Why did you do that? Guys. 1416 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,614 Guys. No candy. 1417 00:55:52,616 --> 00:55:54,950 Guys. No candy. Mindy. 1418 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:58,687 No candy. Mindy. Come on. 1419 00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:01,023 Mindy. Come on. 1420 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:25,781 Fred! God, mindy. 1421 00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:28,317 Fred! God, mindy. What are you doing out here? 1422 00:56:28,319 --> 00:56:30,152 God, mindy. What are you doing out here? 1423 00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,453 What are you doing out here? I went to your parents' place. 1424 00:56:31,455 --> 00:56:32,755 I went to your parents' place. They didn't know where the hell 1425 00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:33,288 i went to your parents' place. They didn't know where the hell you went. 1426 00:56:33,290 --> 00:56:34,590 They didn't know where the hell you went. Oh, i told my sister to tell 1427 00:56:34,592 --> 00:56:35,924 you went. Oh, i told my sister to tell you to let yourself in with the 1428 00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:37,059 oh, i told my sister to tell you to let yourself in with the spare key. 1429 00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:38,026 You to let yourself in with the spare key. What? 1430 00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:38,994 Spare key. What? Yeah. 1431 00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:41,163 What? Yeah. Oh, god. 1432 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,966 Yeah. Oh, god. You -- i mean, are you -- 1433 00:56:43,968 --> 00:56:44,633 oh, god. You -- i mean, are you -- are you okay? 1434 00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:45,501 You -- i mean, are you -- are you okay? Are you feeling... 1435 00:56:45,503 --> 00:56:47,336 are you okay? Are you feeling... so much better. 1436 00:56:47,338 --> 00:56:49,004 Are you feeling... so much better. I hate belly dancers. 1437 00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:50,005 So much better. I hate belly dancers. 1438 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:51,306 I hate belly dancers. Yeah? Everything's...? 1439 00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:52,074 Yeah? Everything's...? All good. 1440 00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:53,642 Yeah? Everything's...? All good. My mom's tea brought me back to 1441 00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:54,109 all good. My mom's tea brought me back to life. 1442 00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:54,710 My mom's tea brought me back to life. Good. 1443 00:56:54,712 --> 00:56:55,611 Life. Good. How are you? 1444 00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:56,745 Good. How are you? You look frazzled. 1445 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,180 How are you? You look frazzled. I -- i feel a little... 1446 00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,748 you look frazzled. I -- i feel a little... i was just -- you know, i was 1447 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:00,783 i -- i feel a little... i was just -- you know, i was worried about you. 1448 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:02,451 I was just -- you know, i was worried about you. I could not find you, which was 1449 00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:04,553 worried about you. I could not find you, which was very, you know, nerve-racking. 1450 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:06,155 I could not find you, which was very, you know, nerve-racking. But, uh, your phone... 1451 00:57:06,157 --> 00:57:08,157 very, you know, nerve-racking. But, uh, your phone... you found my phone! 1452 00:57:08,159 --> 00:57:09,324 But, uh, your phone... you found my phone! I keep losing my phone. 1453 00:57:09,326 --> 00:57:10,559 You found my phone! I keep losing my phone. Where did you find this? 1454 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:11,894 I keep losing my phone. Where did you find this? It was at your parents'. 1455 00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:13,295 Where did you find this? It was at your parents'. I mean, i had no way to know 1456 00:57:13,297 --> 00:57:14,129 it was at your parents'. I mean, i had no way to know where you were. 1457 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:15,564 I mean, i had no way to know where you were. You got to be more, you know, 1458 00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:16,231 where you were. You got to be more, you know, cautious. 1459 00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:18,000 You got to be more, you know, cautious. I mean, if i need to contact 1460 00:57:18,002 --> 00:57:19,968 cautious. I mean, if i need to contact you, or anyone needs to contact 1461 00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:20,469 i mean, if i need to contact you, or anyone needs to contact you. 1462 00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:22,271 You, or anyone needs to contact you. Well, i have been craving 1463 00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:24,273 you. Well, i have been craving chicken parm and angel hair with 1464 00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:26,608 well, i have been craving chicken parm and angel hair with pomodoro basilico. 1465 00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:29,445 Chicken parm and angel hair with pomodoro basilico. 1466 00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:33,615 Pomodoro basilico. Can you stay for dinner? 1467 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,284 Can you stay for dinner? I would love to. 1468 00:57:35,286 --> 00:57:37,119 Can you stay for dinner? I would love to. I've never made this before. 1469 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,787 I would love to. I've never made this before. All right. 1470 00:57:50,301 --> 00:58:01,910 In there? Mm-hmm. 1471 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:05,080 In there? Mm-hmm. All right. 1472 00:58:05,082 --> 00:58:06,748 Mm-hmm. All right. I got it. 1473 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:11,253 All right. I got it. 1474 00:58:11,255 --> 00:58:13,088 I got it. Try it. 1475 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:15,424 Try it. 1476 00:58:15,426 --> 00:58:17,092 Try it. Hey. 1477 00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:18,093 Hey. Hey. 1478 00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:19,294 Hey. Hey. Oh! 1479 00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:20,796 Hey. Oh! 1480 00:58:20,798 --> 00:58:42,417 Before we go on, cheers first. An eventful, amazing, slightly traumatic, wonderful day. 1481 00:58:42,419 --> 00:58:48,223 Hand me a match. Okay. Here you go. Wait a minute. 1482 00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:49,925 Okay. Here you go. Wait a minute. Not that match. Any other match. 1483 00:58:49,927 --> 00:58:50,859 Wait a minute. Not that match. Any other match. 1484 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,294 Not that match. Any other match. Any other. Come on. 1485 00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:53,862 Any other. Come on. All right. See the match? 1486 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:54,496 Any other. Come on. All right. See the match? Uh-huh. 1487 00:58:54,498 --> 00:58:55,163 All right. See the match? Uh-huh. All right? 1488 00:58:55,165 --> 00:58:55,797 Uh-huh. All right? All right. 1489 00:58:55,799 --> 00:58:57,165 All right? All right. Keep your eyes on the match. 1490 00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:57,533 All right. Keep your eyes on the match. Ready? 1491 00:58:57,535 --> 00:58:59,034 Keep your eyes on the match. Ready? 1, 2, 3. 1492 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,369 Ready? 1, 2, 3. No! 1493 00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:01,603 1, 2, 3. No! Where did it go? 1494 00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:03,071 No! Where did it go? Where did it go? Ready? 1495 00:59:03,073 --> 00:59:04,740 Where did it go? Where did it go? Ready? 1, 2, 3. 1496 00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:07,075 Where did it go? Ready? 1, 2, 3. Whoa! 1497 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:10,412 1, 2, 3. Whoa! I've got to say... 1498 00:59:10,414 --> 00:59:13,081 whoa! I've got to say... your family is inspiring. 1499 00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:16,084 I've got to say... your family is inspiring. Well, thank you, i think. 1500 00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:18,687 Your family is inspiring. Well, thank you, i think. Based on my travels with you 1501 00:59:18,689 --> 00:59:21,290 well, thank you, i think. Based on my travels with you today and my travails, i think, 1502 00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:23,992 based on my travels with you today and my travails, i think, i have enough material to plug a 1503 00:59:23,994 --> 00:59:26,395 today and my travails, i think, i have enough material to plug a lot of holes in my novel, so 1504 00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,130 i have enough material to plug a lot of holes in my novel, so thank you for that. 1505 00:59:28,132 --> 00:59:30,732 Lot of holes in my novel, so thank you for that. Well, i would love to take a 1506 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:31,700 thank you for that. Well, i would love to take a look at it. 1507 00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:33,535 Well, i would love to take a look at it. When it's ready, of course. 1508 00:59:33,537 --> 00:59:34,903 Look at it. When it's ready, of course. That would be... 1509 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,171 when it's ready, of course. That would be... that would, um... 1510 00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:38,240 that would be... that would, um... i mean, i-i-i do -- i have, you 1511 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:40,542 that would, um... i mean, i-i-i do -- i have, you know, a few chapters done. 1512 00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:43,045 I mean, i-i-i do -- i have, you know, a few chapters done. I am kind of looking for a 1513 00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:44,813 know, a few chapters done. I am kind of looking for a female perspective. 1514 00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:47,316 I am kind of looking for a female perspective. Has anyone else looked at it? 1515 00:59:47,318 --> 00:59:50,986 Female perspective. Has anyone else looked at it? No. 1516 00:59:50,988 --> 00:59:52,487 Has anyone else looked at it? No. Well, i would love to be the 1517 00:59:52,489 --> 00:59:55,157 no. Well, i would love to be the first. 1518 01:00:00,598 --> 01:00:10,772 Oh, gosh. Should we use protection? What? 1519 01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:12,074 Should we use protection? What? Do you have a condom? 1520 01:00:12,076 --> 01:00:13,375 What? Do you have a condom? I'm on the pill. 1521 01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:14,810 Do you have a condom? I'm on the pill. Yeah, but, i mean, 1522 01:00:14,812 --> 01:00:16,178 i'm on the pill. Yeah, but, i mean, technically it's the 1523 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:17,846 yeah, but, i mean, technically it's the morning-after pill, right? 1524 01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,448 Technically it's the morning-after pill, right? There's a difference? 1525 01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:21,416 Morning-after pill, right? There's a difference? I'm not completely sure, but 1526 01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:23,318 there's a difference? I'm not completely sure, but i just -- i think i should put 1527 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:23,919 i'm not completely sure, but i just -- i think i should put on a condom. 1528 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:25,253 I just -- i think i should put on a condom. I mean, don't you think i should 1529 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:26,321 on a condom. I mean, don't you think i should put on a condom? 1530 01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:27,856 I mean, don't you think i should put on a condom? Do you want to put on a 1531 01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:28,490 put on a condom? Do you want to put on a condom? 1532 01:00:28,492 --> 01:00:30,192 Do you want to put on a condom? Are you okay if i put on a 1533 01:00:30,194 --> 01:00:30,792 condom? Are you okay if i put on a condom? 1534 01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:31,994 Are you okay if i put on a condom? I'm on the pill. 1535 01:00:31,996 --> 01:00:33,762 Condom? I'm on the pill. I know, but it's not really 1536 01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:35,097 i'm on the pill. I know, but it's not really the pill, i think. 1537 01:00:35,099 --> 01:00:36,098 I know, but it's not really the pill, i think. I'm not even sure. 1538 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:37,566 The pill, i think. I'm not even sure. I mean, does it work the same 1539 01:00:37,568 --> 01:00:37,933 i'm not even sure. I mean, does it work the same way? 1540 01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:39,434 I mean, does it work the same way? Just put on a condom, baby. 1541 01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:41,436 Way? Just put on a condom, baby. Okay. Good call. 1542 01:00:41,438 --> 01:00:42,771 Just put on a condom, baby. Okay. Good call. They've priced it at 8 buc, 1543 01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:43,972 okay. Good call. They've priced it at 8 buc, and not just for everybody. 1544 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:45,107 They've priced it at 8 buc, and not just for everybody. They have palpable patent 1545 01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:46,274 and not just for everybody. They have palpable patent problems with their biggest 1546 01:00:46,276 --> 01:00:47,509 they have palpable patent problems with their biggest drug coming up in two years, 1547 01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:48,710 problems with their biggest drug coming up in two years, so for me it's a sell until 1548 01:00:48,712 --> 01:00:50,545 drug coming up in two years, so for me it's a sell until they can turn that ship around. 1549 01:00:56,954 --> 01:01:04,993 Hmm. 1550 01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:46,194 Hey. Hey. Who's nelly? 1551 01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:50,866 Hey. Who's nelly? I saw her name in your phone. 1552 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,334 Who's nelly? I saw her name in your phone. You looked in my phone? 1553 01:02:52,336 --> 01:02:53,635 I saw her name in your phone. You looked in my phone? It was lying on the 1554 01:02:53,637 --> 01:02:55,370 you looked in my phone? It was lying on the dining-room table, and i saw it 1555 01:02:55,372 --> 01:02:57,839 it was lying on the dining-room table, and i saw it ring with the name "nelly." 1556 01:02:57,841 --> 01:03:00,509 Dining-room table, and i saw it ring with the name "nelly." Oh. It's just an old friend. 1557 01:03:00,511 --> 01:03:03,178 Ring with the name "nelly." Oh. It's just an old friend. Just an old friend? 1558 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:06,348 Oh. It's just an old friend. Just an old friend? Yeah. Yeah, from college. 1559 01:03:06,350 --> 01:03:08,350 Just an old friend? Yeah. Yeah, from college. Did you date her? 1560 01:03:08,352 --> 01:03:10,852 Yeah. Yeah, from college. Did you date her? Yeah. Yeah, briefly. 1561 01:03:10,854 --> 01:03:14,022 Did you date her? Yeah. Yeah, briefly. Why is she calling you? 1562 01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:18,193 Yeah. Yeah, briefly. Why is she calling you? 'Cause we're still friends. 1563 01:03:18,195 --> 01:03:21,530 Why is she calling you? 'Cause we're still friends. I don't believe you. 1564 01:03:21,532 --> 01:03:23,031 'Cause we're still friends. 1565 01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:25,667 I don't believe you. Just a girl i used to date. 1566 01:03:25,669 --> 01:03:27,169 Just a girl i used to date. Okay, i'm gonna ask you 1567 01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:28,737 just a girl i used to date. Okay, i'm gonna ask you again, and i want you to be 1568 01:03:28,739 --> 01:03:29,738 okay, i'm gonna ask you again, and i want you to be honest with me. 1569 01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:30,605 Again, and i want you to be honest with me. Who is nelly? 1570 01:03:30,607 --> 01:03:31,706 Honest with me. Who is nelly? I told you. 1571 01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:33,542 Who is nelly? I told you. It's a girl i used to date 1572 01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,243 i told you. It's a girl i used to date during college, and then for a 1573 01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:36,144 it's a girl i used to date during college, and then for a little after. 1574 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,612 During college, and then for a little after. Why is she calling and 1575 01:03:37,614 --> 01:03:38,814 little after. Why is she calling and texting you all day? 1576 01:03:38,816 --> 01:03:40,582 Why is she calling and texting you all day? Did you go through my phone? 1577 01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:43,251 Texting you all day? Did you go through my phone? You have a girlfriend. 1578 01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:44,753 Did you go through my phone? You have a girlfriend. You lied to me. 1579 01:03:44,755 --> 01:03:46,755 You have a girlfriend. You lied to me. Uh... 1580 01:03:46,757 --> 01:03:47,322 you lied to me. Uh... hey, hey. 1581 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:48,256 Uh... hey, hey. "Work emergen-- 1582 01:03:48,258 --> 01:03:48,723 hey, hey. "Work emergen-- hey. 1583 01:03:48,725 --> 01:03:49,558 "Work emergen-- hey. ...cy." 1584 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,126 Hey. ...cy." I've already read it. 1585 01:03:51,128 --> 01:03:52,994 ...cy." I've already read it. "Going to be a few hours." 1586 01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:55,096 I've already read it. "Going to be a few hours." "I love you, too, now get back 1587 01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:57,265 "going to be a few hours." "I love you, too, now get back here so you can start dinner." 1588 01:03:57,267 --> 01:03:58,633 "I love you, too, now get back here so you can start dinner." You liwith her! 1589 01:03:58,635 --> 01:03:59,968 Here so you can start dinner." You liwith her! I -- 1590 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:01,403 you liwith her! I -- you're cheating on your 1591 01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:02,971 i -- you're cheating on your girlfriend, and i thought we 1592 01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:04,372 you're cheating on your girlfriend, and i thought we were beginning something. 1593 01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:05,640 Girlfriend, and i thought we were beginning something. We -- we are. Okay? 1594 01:04:05,642 --> 01:04:06,474 Were beginning something. We -- we are. Okay? 1595 01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:07,709 We -- we are. Okay? Nelly and i -- we are in a 1596 01:04:07,711 --> 01:04:08,577 nelly and i -- we are in a dying relationship. 1597 01:04:08,579 --> 01:04:09,144 Nelly and i -- we are in a dying relationship. Really? 1598 01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:09,811 Dying relationship. Really? It's dead. 1599 01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:10,979 Really? It's dead. Am i supposed to believe 1600 01:04:10,981 --> 01:04:11,346 it's dead. Am i supposed to believe that? 1601 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:12,047 Am i supposed to believe that? It's -- yes. 1602 01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:13,315 That? It's -- yes. You are -- because it's true, 1603 01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:14,583 it's -- yes. You are -- because it's true, and i'm telling you the truth. 1604 01:04:14,585 --> 01:04:15,684 You are -- because it's true, and i'm telling you the truth. So, you're planning on 1605 01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:16,284 and i'm telling you the truth. So, you're planning on leaving her? 1606 01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:17,652 So, you're planning on leaving her? It doesn't sound like she thinks 1607 01:04:17,654 --> 01:04:18,019 leaving her? It doesn't sound like she thinks that. 1608 01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:19,287 It doesn't sound like she thinks that. Listen, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1609 01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:19,955 That. Listen, hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen to me. 1610 01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:21,156 Listen, hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen to me. Lis-- i mean, the reason i'm 1611 01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:23,491 listen to me. Lis-- i mean, the reason i'm here with you obviously is 1612 01:04:23,493 --> 01:04:24,960 lis-- i mean, the reason i'm here with you obviously is because i do not want to be with 1613 01:04:24,962 --> 01:04:25,293 here with you obviously is because i do not want to be with her. 1614 01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:26,461 Because i do not want to be with her. Then end it with her. 1615 01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:27,529 Her. Then end it with her. I'm planning on it. 1616 01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:28,029 Then end it with her. I'm planning on it. When? 1617 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,931 I'm planning on it. When? I mean, it's complicated, you 1618 01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:30,432 when? I mean, it's complicated, you know? 1619 01:04:30,434 --> 01:04:31,700 I mean, it's complicated, you know? But very, very soon. 1620 01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:33,335 Know? But very, very soon. How about now? 1621 01:04:33,337 --> 01:04:34,870 But very, very soon. How about now? Uh, now or you mean now? 1622 01:04:34,872 --> 01:04:36,504 How about now? Uh, now or you mean now? If you want to be with me, 1623 01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:38,139 uh, now or you mean now? If you want to be with me, then call her and end it with 1624 01:04:38,141 --> 01:04:38,773 if you want to be with me, then call her and end it with her now. 1625 01:04:38,775 --> 01:04:39,741 Then call her and end it with her now. R-right now? 1626 01:04:39,743 --> 01:04:40,609 Her now. R-right now? Right now. 1627 01:04:40,611 --> 01:04:41,610 R-right now? Right now. I -- 1628 01:04:41,612 --> 01:04:43,411 right now. I -- can you -- i'm not gonna c-- 1629 01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:44,846 i -- can you -- i'm not gonna c-- just be -- i'm sorry. 1630 01:04:44,848 --> 01:04:46,581 Can you -- i'm not gonna c-- just be -- i'm sorry. Be reasonable for a second, 1631 01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:47,148 just be -- i'm sorry. Be reasonable for a second, okay? 1632 01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:49,050 Be reasonable for a second, okay? Be -- i mean, i can't actually 1633 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:50,852 okay? Be -- i mean, i can't actually call her and end it over the 1634 01:04:50,854 --> 01:04:51,453 be -- i mean, i can't actually call her and end it over the phone. 1635 01:04:51,455 --> 01:04:53,788 Call her and end it over the phone. That's... uh, i mean, i need some 1636 01:04:53,790 --> 01:04:58,026 phone. That's... uh, i mean, i need some time. 1637 01:04:58,028 --> 01:04:58,660 That's... uh, i mean, i need some time. Okay, yeah. 1638 01:04:58,662 --> 01:04:59,961 Time. Okay, yeah. You're -- no, you're right. 1639 01:04:59,963 --> 01:05:00,695 Okay, yeah. You're -- no, you're right. You're right. 1640 01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:01,763 You're -- no, you're right. You're right. You're totally right. 1641 01:05:01,765 --> 01:05:06,067 You're right. You're totally right. I'm... i'm gonna go there tonight 1642 01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:06,868 you're totally right. I'm... i'm gonna go there tonight right now. 1643 01:05:06,870 --> 01:05:08,703 I'm... i'm gonna go there tonight right now. I'm gonna talk to her, and i'm 1644 01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:10,538 right now. I'm gonna talk to her, and i'm gonna tell her that it's over. 1645 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:12,540 I'm gonna talk to her, and i'm gonna tell her that it's over. Ahh! 1646 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:13,575 Gonna tell her that it's over. Ahh! It feels good. 1647 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,510 Ahh! It feels good. Will you call me and tell me 1648 01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:17,512 it feels good. Will you call me and tell me after? 1649 01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:21,016 Will you call me and tell me after? Yes, i will. 1650 01:05:21,018 --> 01:05:22,684 After? Yes, i will. I don't believe you. 1651 01:05:22,686 --> 01:05:27,188 Yes, i will. I don't believe you. I promise you i will. 1652 01:05:27,190 --> 01:05:28,857 I don't believe you. I promise you i will. 1653 01:05:28,859 --> 01:05:31,026 I promise you i will. I promise, okay? 1654 01:05:31,028 --> 01:05:41,069 Okay. 1655 01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:42,404 Okay. 1656 01:05:43,907 --> 01:05:47,909 Oh. 1657 01:05:47,911 --> 01:05:51,079 Oh. Actually, um... 1658 01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:56,318 oh. Actually, um... one more thing before i go. 1659 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,987 Actually, um... one more thing before i go. Can we um... take the second 1660 01:05:58,989 --> 01:06:00,322 one more thing before i go. Can we um... take the second pill? 1661 01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:01,289 Can we um... take the second pill? What? 1662 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,892 Pill? What? The, um, pharmacist told me 1663 01:06:03,894 --> 01:06:06,628 what? The, um, pharmacist told me that you have to take the second 1664 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:09,364 the, um, pharmacist told me that you have to take the second pill 12 hours after you take the 1665 01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:12,033 that you have to take the second pill 12 hours after you take the first dose, so it's, um -- it's 1666 01:06:12,035 --> 01:06:14,602 pill 12 hours after you take the first dose, so it's, um -- it's been 12 hours, and, uh, here's 1667 01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:16,771 first dose, so it's, um -- it's been 12 hours, and, uh, here's the second pill, so... 1668 01:06:16,773 --> 01:06:30,218 did you... stay with me this whole day so i would take the second pill? 1669 01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:33,221 Whole day so i would take the second pill? What? 1670 01:06:33,223 --> 01:06:34,889 Second pill? What? No. That's crazy. I didn't -- 1671 01:06:34,891 --> 01:06:36,524 what? No. That's crazy. I didn't -- then why didn't you tell me 1672 01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:37,492 no. That's crazy. I didn't -- then why didn't you tell me about this pill? 1673 01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:39,761 Then why didn't you tell me about this pill? I didn't because it, uh, y-- 1674 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:41,363 about this pill? I didn't because it, uh, y-- uh, slipped my mind. 1675 01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:43,431 I didn't because it, uh, y-- uh, slipped my mind. I -- i mean, i-i've -- every 1676 01:06:43,433 --> 01:06:44,833 uh, slipped my mind. I -- i mean, i-i've -- every time i tried to talk to you 1677 01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:46,167 i -- i mean, i-i've -- every time i tried to talk to you about the pill back at the 1678 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,535 time i tried to talk to you about the pill back at the diner, you got pissed off, 1679 01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:48,136 about the pill back at the diner, you got pissed off, remember? 1680 01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:49,371 Diner, you got pissed off, remember? So i held off, and then 1681 01:06:49,373 --> 01:06:50,839 remember? So i held off, and then everything happened with your 1682 01:06:50,841 --> 01:06:52,474 so i held off, and then everything happened with your roommate and your parents and -- 1683 01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,042 everything happened with your roommate and your parents and -- fred, you're a liar! 1684 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:55,143 Roommate and your parents and -- fred, you're a liar! You are a liar! 1685 01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:57,278 Fred, you're a liar! You are a liar! You lied to me, and you used me! 1686 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:58,613 You are a liar! You lied to me, and you used me! What? No! 1687 01:06:58,615 --> 01:06:59,848 You lied to me, and you used me! What? No! The second i take this pill, 1688 01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:00,982 what? No! The second i take this pill, you're just gonna forget all 1689 01:07:00,984 --> 01:07:01,483 the second i take this pill, you're just gonna forget all about me. 1690 01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:02,317 You're just gonna forget all about me. No, n-- come on. 1691 01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:03,385 About me. No, n-- come on. You're twisting everything 1692 01:07:03,387 --> 01:07:04,519 no, n-- come on. You're twisting everything around right now, and you're 1693 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:05,653 you're twisting everything around right now, and you're putting words into my mouth. 1694 01:07:05,655 --> 01:07:07,255 Around right now, and you're putting words into my mouth. Just be honest with me! 1695 01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:09,090 Putting words into my mouth. Just be honest with me! I am being honest with you. 1696 01:07:09,092 --> 01:07:10,725 Just be honest with me! I am being honest with you. Tell the truth for once! 1697 01:07:10,727 --> 01:07:12,494 I am being honest with you. Tell the truth for once! Admit what you were gonna do! 1698 01:07:12,496 --> 01:07:14,162 Tell the truth for once! Admit what you were gonna do! I didn't know you, and i 1699 01:07:14,164 --> 01:07:15,864 admit what you were gonna do! I didn't know you, and i didn't trust you 100 %, okay? 1700 01:07:15,866 --> 01:07:19,501 I didn't know you, and i didn't trust you 100 %, okay? There, i said it. 1701 01:07:19,503 --> 01:07:21,503 Didn't trust you 100 %, okay? There, i said it. I was afraid to become a dad, 1702 01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:23,671 there, i said it. I was afraid to become a dad, and i didn't know you, but now i 1703 01:07:23,673 --> 01:07:25,306 i was afraid to become a dad, and i didn't know you, but now i do, and i do trust you. 1704 01:07:25,308 --> 01:07:26,674 And i didn't know you, but now i do, and i do trust you. And you know what? 1705 01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:28,143 Do, and i do trust you. And you know what? I'm glad that i didn't trust you 1706 01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:29,477 and you know what? I'm glad that i didn't trust you because if i did, i wouldn't 1707 01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:30,612 i'm glad that i didn't trust you because if i did, i wouldn't have stuck around and we 1708 01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:32,113 because if i did, i wouldn't have stuck around and we wouldn't have had this wonderful 1709 01:07:32,115 --> 01:07:33,415 have stuck around and we wouldn't have had this wonderful day together, and i wouldn't 1710 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,917 wouldn't have had this wonderful day together, and i wouldn't have gotten to know you. 1711 01:07:35,919 --> 01:07:37,585 Day together, and i wouldn't have gotten to know you. Get out. 1712 01:07:37,587 --> 01:07:38,219 Have gotten to know you. Get out. Come on. 1713 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:38,853 Get out. Come on. Get out! 1714 01:07:38,855 --> 01:07:40,021 Come on. Get out! Listen. Listen to me. 1715 01:07:40,023 --> 01:07:40,655 Get out! Listen. Listen to me. Get out! 1716 01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:42,490 Listen. Listen to me. Get out! It became more, okay? 1717 01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:44,526 Get out! It became more, okay? If i could go back and do it all 1718 01:07:44,528 --> 01:07:45,627 it became more, okay? If i could go back and do it all again, i would. 1719 01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:46,628 If i could go back and do it all again, i would. Would you? 1720 01:07:46,630 --> 01:07:49,297 Again, i would. Would you? Would you do it again? 1721 01:07:49,299 --> 01:08:00,875 Look... i-i really -- i want to talk about this. 1722 01:08:00,877 --> 01:08:02,710 Look... i-i really -- i want to talk about this. I'm -- it's just not the best 1723 01:08:02,712 --> 01:08:03,244 to talk about this. I'm -- it's just not the best time. 1724 01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,146 I'm -- it's just not the best time. This is not the best time?! 1725 01:08:05,148 --> 01:08:07,482 Time. This is not the best time?! There is no other time! 1726 01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:11,152 This is not the best time?! There is no other time! Just please, please just take 1727 01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:12,887 there is no other time! Just please, please just take the second pill, and then we can 1728 01:08:12,889 --> 01:08:14,522 just please, please just take the second pill, and then we can talk about our situation after 1729 01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:17,358 the second pill, and then we can talk about our situation after you've taken it. 1730 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:18,693 Talk about our situation after you've taken it. You're not gonna leave her, 1731 01:08:18,695 --> 01:08:22,697 you've taken it. You're not gonna leave her, are you? 1732 01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:26,501 You're not gonna leave her, are you? 1733 01:08:26,503 --> 01:08:28,336 Are you? 1734 01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:44,052 I'm sorry. 1735 01:08:44,054 --> 01:08:45,386 I'm sorry. Get the fuck out. 1736 01:08:45,388 --> 01:08:50,725 I'm sorry. Get the fuck out. 1737 01:08:50,727 --> 01:08:52,060 Get the fuck out. 1738 01:09:10,981 --> 01:09:19,821 You're late. Hey. I'm sorry. 1739 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:20,488 Hey. I'm sorry. Shoes! Shoes! 1740 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:22,490 Shoes! Shoes! Oh, shit. Sorry. 1741 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:23,658 Shoes! Shoes! Oh, shit. Sorry. Ahh. 1742 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:25,627 Oh, shit. Sorry. Ahh. Had to make sure the boards were 1743 01:09:25,629 --> 01:09:27,262 ahh. Had to make sure the boards were ready at the office, so... 1744 01:09:27,264 --> 01:09:28,263 had to make sure the boards were ready at the office, so... thought you were running 1745 01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:29,430 ready at the office, so... thought you were running errands? 1746 01:09:29,432 --> 01:09:30,932 Thought you were running errands? Errands? 1747 01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:32,600 Errands? Errands? That's what you texted me. 1748 01:09:32,602 --> 01:09:35,904 Errands? That's what you texted me. Oh, yeah. Work errands. 1749 01:09:35,906 --> 01:09:37,372 That's what you texted me. Oh, yeah. Work errands. Whatever. 1750 01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:39,541 Oh, yeah. Work errands. Whatever. Food's getting cold. 1751 01:09:39,543 --> 01:09:42,544 Whatever. Food's getting cold. Put the flowers in water. 1752 01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:43,845 Food's getting cold. Put the flowers in water. Thanks to surgery at the 1753 01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:45,213 put the flowers in water. Thanks to surgery at the hospital for sick children, 1754 01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:46,514 thanks to surgery at the hospital for sick children, tracy hooper was given the 1755 01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:47,982 hospital for sick children, tracy hooper was given the liver of a 9-year-old accident 1756 01:09:47,984 --> 01:09:49,150 tracy hooper was given the liver of a 9-year-old accident victim in a four-hour 1757 01:09:49,152 --> 01:09:49,851 liver of a 9-year-old accident victim in a four-hour operation. 1758 01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,219 Victim in a four-hour operation. Hooper is in critical but 1759 01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:52,787 operation. Hooper is in critical but stable condition, normal after 1760 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:53,855 hooper is in critical but stable condition, normal after such an operation. 1761 01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:55,190 Stable condition, normal after such an operation. Her condition... 1762 01:10:16,046 --> 01:10:28,590 you want to play a game? What, honey? A drinking game. 1763 01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:30,091 What, honey? A drinking game. You want to play a drinking 1764 01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:31,593 a drinking game. You want to play a drinking game? 1765 01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:33,928 You want to play a drinking game? Yeah. Why not? 1766 01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:39,434 Game? Yeah. Why not? You ever played, um... "i never"? 1767 01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:42,237 Yeah. Why not? You ever played, um... "i never"? What made you think of that? 1768 01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:44,072 You ever played, um... "i never"? What made you think of that? I just... i don't know. 1769 01:10:44,074 --> 01:10:47,742 What made you think of that? I just... i don't know. I thought it could be fun. 1770 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:54,415 I just... i don't know. I thought it could be fun. I don't want to get drunk. 1771 01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:56,317 I thought it could be fun. I don't want to get drunk. All right. 1772 01:10:56,319 --> 01:11:15,770 I am so excited about this cat. 1773 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:22,944 Cat. Yes. Me, too. 1774 01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:26,114 Yes. Me, too. What should we name her? 1775 01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:28,449 Yes. Me, too. What should we name her? I don't know. 1776 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:30,885 What should we name her? I don't know. What about maud, after my 1777 01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:31,786 i don't know. What about maud, after my mother? 1778 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:32,754 What about maud, after my mother? Yeah. 1779 01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:34,756 Mother? Yeah. Yeah, maud's a nice name. 1780 01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:49,904 You think you can talk to the super about it tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah, i said i would. 1781 01:11:49,906 --> 01:11:53,074 Super about it tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah, i said i would. Well, don't forget. 1782 01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:58,146 Yeah. Yeah, i said i would. Well, don't forget. I won't. 1783 01:11:58,148 --> 01:12:02,317 Well, don't forget. I won't. Mmm. 1784 01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:03,151 I won't. Mmm. Uh... 1785 01:12:03,153 --> 01:12:07,655 mmm. Uh... mmm. 1786 01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:08,656 Uh... mmm. Mmm. 1787 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,224 Mmm. Mmm. Hey, actual-- babe. 1788 01:12:10,226 --> 01:12:10,992 Mmm. Hey, actual-- babe. What? 1789 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:13,494 Hey, actual-- babe. What? Oh, man. 1790 01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:15,363 What? Oh, man. I am just so wiped out. 1791 01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:16,297 Oh, man. I am just so wiped out. 1792 01:12:16,299 --> 01:12:18,232 I am just so wiped out. I don't know if i can... 1793 01:12:18,234 --> 01:12:20,068 i don't know if i can... aw. 1794 01:12:20,070 --> 01:12:22,303 I don't know if i can... aw. I'm kind of in the mood. 1795 01:12:22,305 --> 01:12:23,304 Aw. I'm kind of in the mood. Yeah. 1796 01:12:23,306 --> 01:12:26,307 I'm kind of in the mood. Yeah. How about we, um... 1797 01:12:26,309 --> 01:12:29,644 yeah. How about we, um... let's play in the morning, huh? 1798 01:12:29,646 --> 01:12:33,314 How about we, um... let's play in the morning, huh? I can't persuade you? 1799 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:35,817 Let's play in the morning, huh? I can't persuade you? You... 1800 01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:37,819 i can't persuade you? You... get yourself hard, and i'll hop 1801 01:12:37,821 --> 01:12:39,320 you... get yourself hard, and i'll hop on. 1802 01:12:39,322 --> 01:12:39,921 Get yourself hard, and i'll hop on. What? 1803 01:12:39,923 --> 01:12:41,489 On. What? I'll take over once you're 1804 01:12:41,491 --> 01:12:42,323 what? I'll take over once you're ready. 1805 01:12:42,325 --> 01:12:58,373 There were nine condoms in here before i left. Now there's eight. 1806 01:12:58,375 --> 01:13:01,542 Before i left. Now there's eight. Why is one missing, fred? 1807 01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:04,545 Now there's eight. Why is one missing, fred? 1808 01:13:04,547 --> 01:13:07,215 Why is one missing, fred? How should i know? 1809 01:13:07,217 --> 01:13:09,050 How should i know? Did you use one when i was 1810 01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:11,719 how should i know? Did you use one when i was away? 1811 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:13,454 Did you use one when i was away? Maybe you counted them wrong. 1812 01:13:13,456 --> 01:13:15,056 Away? Maybe you counted them wrong. I've been counting condoms 1813 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:16,724 maybe you counted them wrong. I've been counting condoms for years, and i've never made 1814 01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:18,393 i've been counting condoms for years, and i've never made an error. 1815 01:13:18,395 --> 01:13:21,396 For years, and i've never made an error. Who the fuck counts condoms? 1816 01:13:21,398 --> 01:13:22,864 An error. Who the fuck counts condoms? Why is there a condom 1817 01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:23,531 who the fuck counts condoms? Why is there a condom missing? 1818 01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:25,700 Why is there a condom missing? Why? 1819 01:13:25,702 --> 01:13:29,170 Missing? Why? Why? Because i had sex. 1820 01:13:29,172 --> 01:13:31,506 Why? Why? Because i had sex. That's why. 1821 01:13:31,508 --> 01:13:32,707 Why? Because i had sex. That's why. You're lying. 1822 01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:34,809 That's why. You're lying. No, i'm not, but, ironically, 1823 01:13:34,811 --> 01:13:36,778 you're lying. No, i'm not, but, ironically, i didn't end up using the damn 1824 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:41,115 no, i'm not, but, ironically, i didn't end up using the damn condom, so... 1825 01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:45,286 i didn't end up using the damn condom, so... you had unprotected sex with 1826 01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:47,121 condom, so... you had unprotected sex with another woman? 1827 01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:52,960 You had unprotected sex with another woman? Yes. 1828 01:13:52,962 --> 01:13:58,366 Another woman? Yes. 1829 01:13:58,368 --> 01:13:59,700 Yes. Why are you even telling me 1830 01:13:59,702 --> 01:14:03,171 why are you even telling me this? 1831 01:14:03,173 --> 01:14:06,007 Why are you even telling me this? Okay, look, nelly. 1832 01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:07,842 This? Okay, look, nelly. It -- it's -- it's not working 1833 01:14:07,844 --> 01:14:10,011 okay, look, nelly. It -- it's -- it's not working between us. 1834 01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:12,346 It -- it's -- it's not working between us. Where is this coming from? 1835 01:14:12,348 --> 01:14:14,849 Between us. Where is this coming from? Nelly, you don't love me. 1836 01:14:14,851 --> 01:14:15,683 Where is this coming from? Nelly, you don't love me. What? 1837 01:14:15,685 --> 01:14:17,852 Nelly, you don't love me. What? You've never, ever really 1838 01:14:17,854 --> 01:14:18,786 what? You've never, ever really loved me. 1839 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:19,887 You've never, ever really loved me. You haven't. 1840 01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:20,988 Loved me. You haven't. You treat me like i'm your 1841 01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:21,856 you haven't. You treat me like i'm your personal assistant. 1842 01:14:21,858 --> 01:14:23,090 You treat me like i'm your personal assistant. I mean, you do not respect me. 1843 01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:25,426 Personal assistant. I mean, you do not respect me. You are a control 1844 01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:26,961 i mean, you do not respect me. You are a control freak, and then this whole -- 1845 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,162 you are a control freak, and then this whole -- this, us, it's just -- 1846 01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:29,764 freak, and then this whole -- this, us, it's just -- i've done everything to make 1847 01:14:29,766 --> 01:14:30,631 this, us, it's just -- i've done everything to make a home for us. 1848 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:32,800 I've done everything to make a home for us. I pay 2/3 of the rent. 1849 01:14:32,802 --> 01:14:34,068 A home for us. I pay 2/3 of the rent. I pay for the housekeeper. 1850 01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:35,436 I pay 2/3 of the rent. I pay for the housekeeper. I pay for most of the food. 1851 01:14:35,438 --> 01:14:36,904 I pay for the housekeeper. I pay for most of the food. I don't care if you pay for 1852 01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:38,272 i pay for most of the food. I don't care if you pay for the food, if you pay for the 1853 01:14:38,274 --> 01:14:39,807 i don't care if you pay for the food, if you pay for the housekeeper, if you pay for the 1854 01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:40,475 the food, if you pay for the housekeeper, if you pay for the rent, okay? 1855 01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:41,709 Housekeeper, if you pay for the rent, okay? I do not want to be in a 1856 01:14:41,711 --> 01:14:43,144 rent, okay? I do not want to be in a functional relationship where 1857 01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,612 i do not want to be in a functional relationship where it's merely convenient for you 1858 01:14:44,614 --> 01:14:45,947 functional relationship where it's merely convenient for you to "hop on." 1859 01:14:45,949 --> 01:14:48,115 It's merely convenient for you to "hop on." You are a mean, horrible, 1860 01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:51,953 to "hop on." You are a mean, horrible, immature son of a bitch! 1861 01:14:51,955 --> 01:14:53,354 You are a mean, horrible, immature son of a bitch! Where are you going? 1862 01:14:53,356 --> 01:14:55,256 Immature son of a bitch! Where are you going? I should have done this a 1863 01:14:55,258 --> 01:14:57,291 where are you going? I should have done this a long time ago, but i just -- i 1864 01:14:57,293 --> 01:15:00,294 i should have done this a long time ago, but i just -- i didn't have the courage. 1865 01:15:00,296 --> 01:15:02,797 Long time ago, but i just -- i didn't have the courage. Well... where are you gonna 1866 01:15:02,799 --> 01:15:03,965 didn't have the courage. Well... where are you gonna sleep tonight? 1867 01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:15,543 You are just like the character in your novel -- a 1868 01:15:15,545 --> 01:15:19,213 you are just like the character in your novel -- a selfish, uncaring asshole. 1869 01:15:19,215 --> 01:15:21,949 Character in your novel -- a selfish, uncaring asshole. You read the chapters? 1870 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,684 Selfish, uncaring asshole. You read the chapters? Yes, i did. 1871 01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:25,353 You read the chapters? Yes, i did. And they suck. 1872 01:15:25,355 --> 01:15:27,622 Yes, i did. And they suck. The characters suck, the story 1873 01:15:27,624 --> 01:15:29,824 and they suck. The characters suck, the story sucks, and you'll never, ever 1874 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:33,160 the characters suck, the story sucks, and you'll never, ever get published because you suck. 1875 01:15:33,162 --> 01:15:34,328 Sucks, and you'll never, ever get published because you suck. And only now, when i am 1876 01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:35,630 get published because you suck. And only now, when i am leaving you, can you actually 1877 01:15:35,632 --> 01:15:36,831 and only now, when i am leaving you, can you actually talk about something that's 1878 01:15:36,833 --> 01:15:38,499 leaving you, can you actually talk about something that's important to me. 1879 01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:40,668 Talk about something that's important to me. Geez. 1880 01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:42,169 Important to me. Geez. I was trying not to hurt your 1881 01:15:42,171 --> 01:15:42,737 geez. I was trying not to hurt your feelings. 1882 01:15:42,739 --> 01:15:43,437 I was trying not to hurt your feelings. 1883 01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:44,872 Feelings. You know, i wanted you to hurt 1884 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,173 you know, i wanted you to hurt my feelings, okay? 1885 01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:48,142 You know, i wanted you to hurt my feelings, okay? And be brutally honest with me 1886 01:15:48,144 --> 01:15:50,044 my feelings, okay? And be brutally honest with me and give me some perspective. 1887 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,679 And be brutally honest with me and give me some perspective. You want perspective? 1888 01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:52,813 And give me some perspective. You want perspective? How about this? 1889 01:15:52,815 --> 01:15:54,815 You want perspective? How about this? I fucked someone on my trip. 1890 01:15:54,817 --> 01:15:56,551 How about this? I fucked someone on my trip. He's a banker, and he lives in 1891 01:15:56,553 --> 01:16:00,054 i fucked someone on my trip. He's a banker, and he lives in rye, and he's rich and handsome 1892 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,557 he's a banker, and he lives in rye, and he's rich and handsome and almost divorced, and we're 1893 01:16:02,559 --> 01:16:08,396 rye, and he's rich and handsome and almost divorced, and we're going out on friday. 1894 01:16:08,398 --> 01:16:14,068 And almost divorced, and we're going out on friday. Honestly, nelly... 1895 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:17,204 going out on friday. Honestly, nelly... i don't care. 1896 01:16:17,206 --> 01:16:20,041 Honestly, nelly... i don't care. 1897 01:16:20,043 --> 01:16:24,378 I don't care. 1898 01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:27,902 Hey, mindy. Geez. I can't believe that i finally 1899 01:18:27,904 --> 01:18:28,703 geez. I can't believe that i finally ran into you. 1900 01:18:28,705 --> 01:18:29,537 I can't believe that i finally ran into you. 1901 01:18:29,539 --> 01:18:30,304 Ran into you. It's crazy. 1902 01:18:30,306 --> 01:18:31,839 It's crazy. I mean, i just saw you from 1903 01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:33,340 it's crazy. I mean, i just saw you from across the street, and i'm 1904 01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,443 i mean, i just saw you from across the street, and i'm just -- i'm really glad i got to 1905 01:18:35,445 --> 01:18:36,510 across the street, and i'm just -- i'm really glad i got to see you again. 1906 01:18:36,512 --> 01:18:37,945 Just -- i'm really glad i got to see you again. What do you want? 1907 01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:39,580 See you again. What do you want? I -- jesus, i just -- 1908 01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:40,948 what do you want? I -- jesus, i just -- i wanted to say hi. 1909 01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:41,949 I -- jesus, i just -- i wanted to say hi. Hi. 1910 01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:42,950 I wanted to say hi. Hi. And bye. 1911 01:18:42,952 --> 01:18:44,719 Hi. And bye. Hey. Hey, look. 1912 01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:45,786 And bye. Hey. Hey, look. I just -- 1913 01:18:45,788 --> 01:18:47,088 hey. Hey, look. I just -- i've been doing a lot of 1914 01:18:47,090 --> 01:18:48,622 i just -- i've been doing a lot of thinking about you and -- and 1915 01:18:48,624 --> 01:18:50,124 i've been doing a lot of thinking about you and -- and doing a lot of work, and the 1916 01:18:50,126 --> 01:18:51,058 thinking about you and -- and doing a lot of work, and the amazing thing -- 1917 01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:52,526 doing a lot of work, and the amazing thing -- look, fred, i am in a really 1918 01:18:52,528 --> 01:18:54,061 amazing thing -- look, fred, i am in a really different place in my life right 1919 01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:54,428 look, fred, i am in a really different place in my life right now. 1920 01:18:54,430 --> 01:18:55,963 Different place in my life right now. Look, i just -- i finished my 1921 01:18:55,965 --> 01:18:56,464 now. Look, i just -- i finished my novel. 1922 01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:57,998 Look, i just -- i finished my novel. Okay, let me take you up on your 1923 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,834 novel. Okay, let me take you up on your offer if it still stands. 1924 01:18:59,836 --> 01:19:01,902 Okay, let me take you up on your offer if it still stands. You really hurt me. 1925 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:03,070 Offer if it still stands. You really hurt me. I know. 1926 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:04,872 You really hurt me. I know. I wish that i could just make it 1927 01:19:04,874 --> 01:19:06,006 i know. I wish that i could just make it up to you somehow. 1928 01:19:06,008 --> 01:19:07,341 I wish that i could just make it up to you somehow. I don't know if that's 1929 01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:13,681 up to you somehow. I don't know if that's possible. 1930 01:19:13,683 --> 01:19:15,683 I don't know if that's possible. Okay. 1931 01:19:15,685 --> 01:19:18,352 Possible. Okay. Okay, that's fair. Yeah. 1932 01:19:18,354 --> 01:19:23,357 Okay. Okay, that's fair. Yeah. That's totally fair, but... 1933 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:26,861 okay, that's fair. Yeah. That's totally fair, but... can i still get your number? 1934 01:19:26,863 --> 01:19:27,862 That's totally fair, but... can i still get your number? Why? 1935 01:19:27,864 --> 01:19:31,365 Can i still get your number? Why? So that i can call you and 1936 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:38,172 why? So that i can call you and try to get you to like me again. 1937 01:19:38,174 --> 01:19:40,841 So that i can call you and try to get you to like me again. Give me your phone. 1938 01:19:40,843 --> 01:19:46,547 You can text me. 1939 01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:41,936 ♪ I'm over here, and i am a-wastin' time ♪ 1940 01:20:41,938 --> 01:20:45,105 a-wastin' time ♪ ♪ the thought of a happy future 1941 01:20:45,107 --> 01:20:49,443 ♪ the thought of a happy future had nearly crossed my mind ♪ 1942 01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:51,612 had nearly crossed my mind ♪ ♪ but in the dark in the corner 1943 01:20:51,614 --> 01:20:57,518 ♪ but in the dark in the corner of a store, yeah, i am naked ♪ 1944 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,854 of a store, yeah, i am naked ♪ ♪ terrorized by this lack of 1945 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:00,855 ♪ terrorized by this lack of spark ♪ 1946 01:21:00,857 --> 01:21:03,357 spark ♪ ♪ wanted so much more 1947 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:08,362 ♪ wanted so much more ♪ i've been dated, and love 1948 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:11,365 ♪ i've been dated, and love is such a curious thing ♪ 1949 01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:13,000 is such a curious thing ♪ ♪ there's the kind you know the 1950 01:21:13,002 --> 01:21:15,135 ♪ there's the kind you know the blue ♪ 1951 01:21:15,137 --> 01:21:17,972 blue ♪ ♪ it's cut into that diamond 1952 01:21:17,974 --> 01:21:23,143 ♪ it's cut into that diamond ring ♪ 1953 01:21:23,145 --> 01:21:26,981 ring ♪ ♪ i'm feeling fine 1954 01:21:26,983 --> 01:21:30,985 ♪ i'm feeling fine ♪ about your sweet sorrow 1955 01:21:30,987 --> 01:21:33,654 ♪ about your sweet sorrow ♪ i'm ready for the very next 1956 01:21:33,656 --> 01:21:38,659 ♪ i'm ready for the very next girl in line ♪ 1957 01:21:38,661 --> 01:21:42,830 girl in line ♪ ♪ and i don't want to dance 1958 01:21:42,832 --> 01:21:46,834 ♪ and i don't want to dance ♪ in your tomorrow 1959 01:21:46,836 --> 01:21:49,803 ♪ in your tomorrow ♪ i'm just a victim of my 1960 01:21:49,805 --> 01:21:52,640 ♪ i'm just a victim of my circumstance ♪ 1961 01:21:52,642 --> 01:21:54,975 circumstance ♪ ♪ i'm over here 1962 01:21:54,977 --> 01:22:00,547 ♪ i'm over here ♪ i am a-wastin' time 1963 01:22:00,549 --> 01:22:02,883 ♪ i am a-wastin' time ♪ paralyzed by this lack of 1964 01:22:02,885 --> 01:22:05,219 ♪ paralyzed by this lack of trust, and you're always 1965 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:08,389 trust, and you're always wanting mine ♪ 1966 01:22:08,391 --> 01:22:11,558 wanting mine ♪ ♪ but trust is what i want 1967 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,395 ♪ but trust is what i want ♪ it's what i'm all about 1968 01:22:14,397 --> 01:22:16,230 ♪ it's what i'm all about ♪ what i'm saying 1969 01:22:16,232 --> 01:22:19,400 ♪ what i'm saying ♪ yeah, now with the day so dear 1970 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:22,036 ♪ yeah, now with the day so dear i am drenched in doubt ♪ 1971 01:22:22,038 --> 01:22:26,874 i am drenched in doubt ♪ ♪ so i'm praying, and love 1972 01:22:26,876 --> 01:22:30,210 ♪ so i'm praying, and love is such a curious thing ♪ 1973 01:22:30,212 --> 01:22:31,712 is such a curious thing ♪ ♪ there's the kind you know the 1974 01:22:31,714 --> 01:22:33,714 ♪ there's the kind you know the blue ♪ 1975 01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:36,717 blue ♪ ♪ it's cut into that diamond 1976 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:38,719 ♪ it's cut into that diamond ring ♪ 1977 01:22:38,721 --> 01:22:40,454 ring ♪